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Best Posts in Thread: Hitman Job

  1. legendcaleb

    legendcaleb Celebrity Meeper

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    HITMAN


    Have that person you hate and cannot stand? You have come to the right place

    I'm offering myself as a personal hitman, and here are my prices

    $5,000 for a Citizen
    $5,500 for a VIP
    $6,000 for a Premium
    $7,500 for an Exclusive
    $15,000 for Elite
    $17,500 for Supreme
    $20,000 for an Ultimate

    This is including you get everything they had themselves and a guaranteed exit from Terrarium*

    If I die in the process, you'll be refunded your money plus a $25,000 inconvenience fee

    /msg me in-game!


    *If you die by someone else on your way out, and I fail to stop them you'll be completely refunded plus a $50,000 inconvenience fee
     
    Last edited: Oct 23, 2015
    legendcaleb, Oct 23, 2015
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  2. Bluapol

    Bluapol Media Team Meeper

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    [​IMG]

    Pay me 5k in-game, kthxbai
     
    Bluapol, Oct 23, 2015
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  3. kwagscraft

    kwagscraft Celebrity Meeper

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    Prostitution is illegal
     
    kwagscraft, Apr 4, 2016
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  4. IGotBored

    IGotBored Celebrity Meeper

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    no he will literally hunt them down and slaughter them in their house with no mercy in exchange for meebles
     
    IGotBored, Feb 15, 2016
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  5. Phosslerpls

    Phosslerpls Active Meeper

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    thank you, your reward will be sent by carrier pigeon shortly
     
    Phosslerpls, Oct 23, 2015
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  6. SpongeyStar

    SpongeyStar Professor in Wumbology

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    Wifi_Connection is very dangerous, it can kill.
     
    SpongeyStar, Oct 23, 2015
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  7. Foretvert

    Foretvert The Forest King

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    Looking to kill someone called "Forevert of something like that." However, I'm a little low on funds right now, so we will have to discuss alternate payment :3
     
    Foretvert, Oct 23, 2015
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  8. Phosslerpls

    Phosslerpls Active Meeper

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    i need fuzzlr dead
     
    Phosslerpls, Oct 23, 2015
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