Best Posts in Thread: Helper Application from spaceball1

TS is required for you to become helper.

All you had to do was list his IGN...

the first 2 sentences and the last one are clearly sucking up. The middle one isn't even needed at all here.
Include more info about you and yourself, it should easily take up a paragraph.

''I love meep, I can help, I have hackers, I'm donating, I have good internet.''
None of these things belong here.
Why are you a good candidate for helper? What makes you better than others? why should I say yes, you should be helper? Why?
Again, should easily be a paragraph long. It can easily be 2-3 + paragraphs and still include no fluff.

How is this a weakness? We're looking for stuff like immaturity and impatience, both of which you seem to have.

You made this in 20 minutes - I timed you when you started spamming and when you started viewing applications.

When I made applications, they took me hours. Hours. You need to spend time on this.
I can make a better application in ten minutes. You need to include content, not fluff.
You also did this -

Spamming and begging for likes.
It's completely unnecessary and desperate.
Also, I have suspicion of an alt being in play.
We have Tonytheterrible over here, who's the same age as you and has the same sentence structure. Not to mention, Mr tony here randomly came on just to like all of your recent posts. Hm.

Even if it's not an alt... this is ridiculous.

I've also never seen you, server-wide, before today. Work on this.
big -1.