Best Posts in Thread: Helper Application from Hornemans

Ha..haha....hahaha.


You have no qualities of a staff member, you are an obvious troll, you look around the forums for people to pick on and then play victim. You are self absorbed, you do not care about others.... and will stop at nothing to get yourself more money. You can not keep calm when you feel "insulted", you just rage around the forums.

You would abuse all aspects if you were promoted to be a staff member, and would not be helpful at all. You would be a disgrace to the staff, and rude to the community.



So is this where I should put -1?



-1

 

I have no doubt you possess the capability to do the job, however your attitude and behavior on the forums are too far from what we need at this point for this to be of consideration imo.

-1

 

-your balance

You scam people everyday.

You act like a 5 year old on forums, and haven't demonstrated the capability to act like the grown man you say you are.

You get people annoyed everyday, and you really need to just stop.

Also, you edited your application. Please tell me what you edited.

 

You have shown me absolutely nothing to make me think that you deserve to be a staff member.​

You act incredibly immature and have no real desire to improve the server; instead, you'd rather be on top and exploit others to get there.

This is not the kind of person I want anywhere near the staff team, thank you very much.

I really don't think you have the capacity to think about anyone else but yourself.

The fact thst I thought this was another of your 'assuming that I'll get Helper because I'm amazing' applications, which is honestly kinda sad and I feel like the only person who remembers it.

Oh, and I forgot that you treat others like dirt and think that an argument thst has been going on between you and a player for literal months is harassment, when you've been doing just as much 'harassment' to the other player. Sorry, but I don't want someone as biased and selfish as you in our team.


TLR

You are selfish, biased, immature, and don't care about anythig but getting more money. You toe the line if the rules just barely because you think you can get away with anything.

TLRTTLR;

I don't want you to touch the staff team with a ten foot pole, thank you very much.


By the way, for anyone interested in that application that I referenced;
http://meepcraft.com/threads/hornemans-staff-application.32291/

It may have been a troll, but I have no doubt in my mind that you actually believe half of the things you mentioned in that application.

 

I can't tell if you are kidding or not, but I am a huge -1. Your recent behavior has shown that you are immature. You have been an absoulut troll, and plain rude. You have the knowledge, but you blew it with your recent behavior...


Sorry,

 

Lets see...Hell. No.

For a 35 year old, you have displayed extreme levels of immaturity on the forums and in game. You start fights with children and get in name calling matches with them. That is NOT behavior fitting of a staff member. Obviously you care about the server and want to make it better but you have a lot to work on. Your immaturity is just scratching the surface on your problems.

-1 overall ez

Edit:

Actually -1 based on this alone.

 

Hornemans,

You're a person you can very easily hold a conversation with, and a seemingly nice guy.

However

You have a town a that was a specifically designed noob trap, made to take all of their money until they had none, then be auto-kicked from the town. The staff team had to hound you constantly, as you did not even have nearly enough plots for the residents in your town! This meant that any new players who would log onto the server would join your town, look for a plot, and when they could not find one they would log off and go find another server. 3 days later, all of their money was gone and they quit the server for good. I have no doubt that you made the server lose a vast amount of players, all for your own benefit. You've done nothing to help people with that money, and you've done nothing but have a town that produces a PROFIT of almost 800k meebles per DAY. A town should not make a profit! While you have since reduced the daily tax in your town to 250, this issue is not something that should be overlooked, and is an awful mark on your record. Add onto that your levels of immaturity ingame and in the forums, and that makes my vote a fairly simple one to give.

-1

 

I do not really have the whole day to link all the reasons for this
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so... just here it is, for whatever it is worth it to you. Not much I would guess.

 

All quotes from Hornemans.

There's more, but you know, space and etc.

Bridge put up a real constructive report on you, and you're just reacting worse than a 12 year old

gg

 

I can't read the app since I have you ignored on forums
But I don't need to!
-1, I hear trash day is Wednesday, apply for that

 

We don't need a staff member who "gets even" when he deems necessary. Believe it or not, people CAN lie on ts.

That obviously means we all worship you.

Angering people for your own amusement?

You "infer" things? More like you call every single player you believe is lesser to you a noob and then a troll/hater when they object to being talked down to.

What a kind and caring person.

Oh boy. Give the man a prize. How many times did he say something insulting in that?

Is it impossible for you to defend yourself calmly and without insulting anyone in the process?

http://imgur.com/REkSazT.jpg

http://imgur.com/0owp27s.jpg

http://imgur.com/cagFWRr.jpg


If anyone needs more examples of his incapability to become a helper, let me know,

 

Anyone that calls people trolls, noobs, haters, at every corner, is not fit for staff.

 

My brief encounter with you on the Tech thread would be more than enough to dissuade my opinion of you, even disregarding everything else you've done on the server and forums.

I have to applaud your skill in manipulating the economy, both through your wealth and exploitation of new players.

Also, I don't think calling players stupid, idiotic, etc is behavior you'd see in a decent Staff member. Stuff like this: http://meepcraft.com/threads/auctions-tons-of-items-stuff.40227/#post-424658

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Member Name Hornemans
Additional In Game Names: DTravler (my brothers account)
How old are you? 35
Location: USA, Washington D.C.
Do you have Skype? Yes
Do you have TeamSpeak? Yes
How many hours per day do you play MeepCraft? (weekdays) 12+
How many hours per day do you play MeepCraft? (weekends) 12+
Have you ever been staff on this or any other server? Yes

Introduction: Who am I you ask? How can I describe myself? I experience the world and my place in it through all of my senses. I see, hear, feel, touch, smell, and taste something every day. I have hope and desires, worries and certainties. How can I put all that together and say I am this or I am that?

My Self- Summary: I hate writing these things, I suck at describing myself, I am not at all good at this but here goes nothing… I’m an easygoing guy. I love a challenge/adventure/good movie. My friends say I’m awesome. I’ll let you judge that for yourself, though. You’re not going to get to know me from anything I write here because everyone lies/ doesn't see themselves the way others do, so just come on to Team Speak (usually always there) and get to know me that way!

What I’m Doing With My Life: Living for the moment, I’m taking one day at a time, I go to the gym a few times a week, I work for the US Government and I’m very passionate about it, I'm working in the Information Technology field, I'm also nearly complete with my masters degree in Information Systems and plan on continuing school for my PhD afterwards.

I’m Really Good At: Making people laugh, Cooking, Making the best of a situation.

The First Thing People Usually Notice About Me: I guess you’d have to ask other people, But seriously, my eyes/height/smile/humor, probably.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, food: Catcher in the Rye. A Clockwork Orange. I don’t own a TV. Death From Above 1979. Vietnamese. Books - I haven’t read a book in years, too busy. Movies – Fight Club; The Hangover; Wedding Singer; Old School; Anchorman; Starksy and Hutch; Happy Gilmore; Stepbrothers; Big Daddy; Semi-pro; Wedding Crashers; Boondocks Saints; Big Lebowski. Shows – Family Guy; American Idol; Cash Cab; Wheel of Fortune. Music – Blink 182; Staind; Taking Back Sunday; The Frey; Mighty Mighty Bosstones; The Ataris; MXPX; Puddle of Mudd; Everclear; Beach Boys; Nickleback; Limp Bizkit; Busta Rhymez; Tone Loc; The Beatles; Jay Z; Kanye West; Snow Patrol. Food - Beer is my food, LOL.
Lots of stuff.

The six things I could never live without: A. I can live without pretty much everything. B. Water, Air, Food, Shelter, Freedom, Love. C. My iPhone; my friends; my girls; a sketchpad; a MetroCard; my dog Rufus: something to keep me from being bored like playing meepcraft.

I spend a lot of time thinking about: The future

On a typical Friday night I am: It depends, I’m usually at home watching a movie, at a bar with friends, at home playing online games with friends, typically one of those.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit: I will probably admit to more then you want to know, just not here! Find me on team speak.

Why you should be Helper? It is with great enthusiasm that I submit my application for the position of Staff for MeepCraft server. As an Information Technology professional with over 18 years’ experience, I know my diverse skills and qualifications will make me an asset to this server and the team.

I’ve built my career in a variety of roles and industries, mostly in large companies where I was not just the admin but also gatekeeper, technology whiz, bookkeeper and marketing guru. I’m not only used to wearing many hats, I sincerely enjoy it; I thrive in an environment where no two work days are exactly the same.

In addition to being flexible and responsive, I’m also a fanatic for details – particularly when it comes to presentation. Generally I make sure every line information is letter-perfect and that the entire finished product conformed to the specific guidelines and standards of the request. I believe in applying this same level of attention to detail to tasks as visible as prepping the materials for a top-level meeting and as mundane as making sure the copier never runs out of paper.

Last but certainly not least, I want you to know that I’m a passionate MeepCraft fan and a longtime supporter of the server. I’ve been following the new server since its inceptions and the last few months of MeepNetowrks, and I am so excited to see this vision becoming a reality. I’ve already explored all the different aspects of game-play in game and on the website, and the new Towns A/B Spawn is stunning, to say the least – I particularly love the vintage design and small details featured throughout the building. Nice touch!

What are your weaknesses? I will try to keep this one simple, I'm sure there are lots i don't know.

I can say: Expressing frustration with under-performing staff/players, impatience, lack of creativity, providing too much details in replies, spelling (or lack of error correction when I'm not trying), playing games too many hours when I should be doing other stuff, being a debater, lack of some skills in certain areas.

Please give any other information you might think is useful for us to know: In closing, I know I have a bad reputation as of late, specially on the forums, but I am thrilled at the possibility of being involved with the MeepCraft server almost literally from the ground up, and would love the opportunity to speak with the staff on teamspeak and discuss the value that I can bring to the MeepCraft organization and the server. I appreciate your consideration and look forward to hearing your responses.

 

No. You're self-absorbed, believe you can't do anything wrong, and you call anyone who agrees with you a noob or troll. I don't want you to get staff, not because I am a hater, but because I am afraid of what you would do if you would give out warning points. You have a town designed as a noob trap and honestly if you stopped insulting everyone on forums my vote would probably change. But if you can't handle criticism, as you showed on the report against you, you won't survive a day as staff without giving people unneeded kicks or warning points. Your posts on forums are literally harassment and if I was still staff I'd probably be giving you warning points for them.
Good day.
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I'm sorry but no, -1 your attitude and behavior has been very poor lately.
You never help anyone you only help yourself.

 

-Alpha's spawn looks awfull thanks to your big signs
-You start flamewars way too easily in forums and you act like spoiled kid
-Edited app, also it was bit spaced
-I don't see you helping at all
-You are greedy, and you take advantage from new players, those innocent people don't want to lose their money with ridiculous taxes.

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Ahahaha you idiot hornemans, you didn't even put it in your own words, it's almost a 100% copy pasta except for removing quotes

 

Inb4
Accepted by Cooleysworld

 

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I would quit Meep if you became helper tbh- you are a self-centered idiot who craves attention and believes the only way to get it is to start flame wars. You claim to be 35 years old, yet there are 12 year olds on here who are more mature and have better grammar skills than you. You are greedy and take advantage of newer players with your ridiculous taxes in your town. I rarely see you talk in chat, and when you do, it's to advertise something. When's the last time you talked to a new player, let alone help them? People attempt to talk to you in chat and you are always afk or ignore them.

You earned this reputation. I could link countless examples of these, but I am sure that everyone has already seen your behavior.

NEVER BECOME A STAFF MEMBER IF YOU WANT TO DO GOOD TO THIS SERVER.