Best Posts in Thread: The Worst Plot on MeepCraft

I was taking my morning walk through the town Salad one day, just minding my own business, and I came across this monstrosity. I was taken aback by how extraordinarily ugly it was. I asked myself, "What kind of worthless excuse for a human being could have created this pathetic excuse for a plot?" The grounds were unkempt and various meaningless structures had been erected in random places. Its surface was covered with a festering swath of grotesque chorus plants, each plant undoubtedly more hideous than the next. But that was just the beginning. A closer examination revealed floating mounds of excrement, smothered with putrefying nether warts. Each nether wart sizzled and as I walked closer I noticed that a noxious stench drifted from each of its festering pores. As I turned away I began to despair, thinking to myself: "I would endure a thousand lifetimes of torture if I could spend one less second in this hell on earth."

 

He's 3 years younger than me lolol