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The Legend Of Peggy

Discussion in 'Discussion' started by OnionEventually, Jun 22, 2014.

  1. OnionEventually

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    Yes hello, my name Peggy. Please be prepared to read.



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    I represent an organization of past players. It is not important which one.

    Approximately one week ago today, I took on the personality of a savvy, sexy, uni-browed woman of questionable ethnicity named "Peggy", who claimed to have spoken with some skill upwards of 8 languages, although with complete mastery of none. She also lived in two countries simultaneously.


    "Peggy" was supposed to be an idea so ridiculous people would either reject it right away or get the joke and move on. I was proven wrong almost immediately; you see, people of all walks - young, old, foreign, domestic, newly-courted and old mainstay staff members - they all were either provoked by Peggy's boldness or eager to know more about her.


    And so they did. Peggy had a Skype.


    As I drunkenly recorded snippet after snippet of my best pseudo-Russian accent last Sunday night (complete with a pitch-altering effect, to give off the impression I was a burly female) - I created a makeshift Sound Board. I could simply play canned replies to simple questions asked of me over Skype. If I didn't have a particular reply ready to plug into my microphone, I could just type out that I didn't know all the words in English.

    The results were highly satisfying.

    Although, as I began re-learning the game, so with it came the atmosphere. That dreadfully ... heavy atmosphere. It was hard to breathe in it. I was reminded that this always-expanding Meepcraft universe had only worsened since I last-interacted with it.

    I faced a world wrought with a cacophony of vengeful, greedy, cowardly, long-winded illiterate narcissists.

    In a word: children.

    Children without their keepers.

    You see, my modreqs went unanswered for sustained periods of time.

    Blatant advertisers didn't always get the boot - neither did PVP loggers, thieves, or the like.

    My point being the most simplistic issues of behavior, honor, and even gameplay mechanics went unaddressed for a disproportionate amount of time.

    It was inefficiency on a level I had not seen before.

    Peggy decided it was not a solution that was easily-remedied and opted to be nice and leave with a bang. Peggy was to host a drop-party; mostly low-to-mid level items as I'd only been around a week or so. I will admit that the haul would not have been huge.

    WHAT SHOCKED ME WAS:

    Despite my best attempts to muster some enthusiasm and interest, nobody showed up. My pleas of 'Come to Town X, I have free sto0f!' were met with other players' mindless focus on shouting about their own worries.

    Even the game itself tried its best to drown me out, reminding me constantly that I should vote or donate.

    You all had ignored my offer of guaranteed free items because you simply were not accustomed to the name-tag or the color I was wearing this time.

    I wasn't shiny, obnoxious or pushy or red - and the game wasn't telling anybody to do it - so nobody thought it was worth their time.

    Meepcraft has become lowest common denominator.


    My name was Peggy.

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  2. smeef

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    Wait a minute, I know who this is.

    Our savior, the one who drenched us in lava in the good ol days.

    Rosenow has risen again. ALL HAIL ROSENOW.
     
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  3. Videogames321

    Videogames321 Celebrity Meeper

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    Correcto!
    I think...
     
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  4. PurpleStorm1234

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  5. iiTzJDL

    iiTzJDL Legendary Meeper

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    Damn, I thought this was just some noob off the streets.
     
  6. Killer2themx

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    Wow. Rosenow. Come. Back.
     
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  7. smeef

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    This is pure Rosenow, look at the naming.

    Rose now
    Tulip Later
    Onion Eventually

    This is the legend, and he was appalled with what he saw.
     
  8. creepersareokay

    creepersareokay Celebrity Meeper

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    His skin, "no shiny, abnoxious, red" text he claims, "Female, 21", the wording, the humor. It's all come together.
     
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  9. hippapajo

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    Rosenow had an alt called TulipLater?
    And this alt is called OnionEventually?
    Genius.
    Welcome back, Rosenow.
     
  10. smeef

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    He isn't back. The whole post just detailed how appalled he was with Meep when he attempted to see how Meep was. You know there is a problem if Rosenow is appalled.
     
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  11. creepersareokay

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    He isn't coming back?
     
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  12. hippapajo

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    Oh. Good point.
    I think what I meant was, welcome back to the forums...? I'm not really sure, anyways.
     
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  13. levidj1

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    what si the point of this thread?
    --- Double Post Merged, Jun 22, 2014, Original Post Date: Jun 22, 2014 ---
    is*
     
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  14. iiTzJDL

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    ....................
    Get out.
     
  15. 2klassy

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    Lets all be reminded that he hated meepcraft back when he was admin XD
     
  16. Bloopers

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    rosenow pls apply
    kthxbye

    edit: 9/15/2018 hi
     
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  18. smeef

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    At least he banned 100's of idiots because he wanted to.
     
  19. VKL_ReWinDzz

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    HAhahaha, I remember his 500th ban. twas me btw. Holy god, my duude.
     
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  20. doomrunner17

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    ALL HAIL THY MIGHT ROSENOW

    HE IS LORD AND SAVIOR

    BOW DOWN BEFORE HIS GLORY

    PRAISE HIM

    FEAR HIM

    AVERT THY EYES

    YOU ARE NOT WORTHY

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