One Word Story Maker

Toostenheimer · Jul 21, 2018

WhoNeedsJimbo said: ↑

I think we can finally conclude this thread with a story I wrote.

"TheOne-Word Story Maker"

It was a wonderful day outside. Birds sung, flowers bloomed, and the weather was perfect. Joseph, a middle aged man, was getting ready for work. He kissed his wife goodbye, hugged his kids, and got picked up by the bus.

The building wasn’t open yet, so Joseph decided to wait a little bit. After a few minutes of waiting, he looked at his watch and saw the time. “Boy I’m early.”, he thought aloud. He decided that his best bet to pass time was to go to the park.

Little did he know that that would be the worst decision Joseph would ever make.

He sat on a bench moments after arriving, and to his surprise he accidentally sat on a buttfly29. He got up and sat back down, but it turns out the fly didn’t get a chance to move. Buttfly, obviously infuriated, jumped on Joseph and farted.

“Did you… butt yourself?” Joseph replied, while a lady was eating her sandwich totally made of toothpicks.

From across the town, 109Natsu was licking Dwarfmorf101’s eyelashes, unwilliingly. But he made a bet with him, so there was nothing he could do. After witnessing this event, PixelPizza suffered a very serious case of death. The ducks were intrigued.

Courtneyyy looked at the ducks and commented on the awful smell of the dog. She didn’t really like eggplant soup, but maybe that dog could assist her in reaching her dream of eating ‘millions for breakfast’.

After Natsu had finished licking Dwarf’s eyelashes, he had his toenails sprinkled onto dogmagician101’s comprehensive guide to apples. He realized the pen was indeed made of pineapple apple pens.

Vex could not resist tacos. She ate 2 of them for breakfast, but after seeing what Garde7 did, she threw up. “WHY ARE THE EMPANDA’S SWIMMING IN MY BREAKFAST??" she screamed. Somewhere, a man felt pain.

TimothyJH decided it would be a good idea to run the supermarket’s biggest asparagus over tissue paper, while everyone in the store eats plastic bags, to which Twomoo laughed. Timothy threatened to run cows over his pet armadillo’s brick wall. Dead or alive, Timothy didn’t really care about what happened to the cows.

A nerd’s oatmeal decided to show off buttfly’s spaghetti monster’s savored chicken pineapple hair drier tentacle sauce, with added dish detergent. Buttfly was confused. “Where is the vodka?" he asked, edluding to the fact that the sandwich didn’t contain any.

twister307 managed to make lemonade boil somewhere in his secret lab.

Fuzzlr was mad at Sp00kyP00tis for many reasons. One of them was because of his grammar. He decided to ban Sp00ky for macro’ing. Burned!! Sp00ky was confused.

“Explain" he requested.

“Idk, got a problem?” Fuzzlr replied.

“You little piece of farting-"

And then the thread died.
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WhoNeedsJimbo · Jul 21, 2018

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