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Whats black and white and red all over?
A penguin in a blender

 

I learned today that although it's a great movie line... "You're coming with me, dead or alive" is actually a very bad pick up line.

 

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me." • r/Jokes
EXPOSED!!!

 

To be fair I never said I invented it, I only said that I learned it today which is true ^.^

 

hillary clinton

 

Adrian is a noob that can't even ski
He is a false, undercover prophet
Yet he brags, yet he brags,
Like he has a lot of money!

Adrian is a noob that can't even PvP
He is a false, undercover prophet
Yet he brags, yet he brags,
Like he is better than me!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you hack, if you cheat,
Adrian will come get you!

-Legendary poem on @AdrianIsEpic

 

Give me much likes plz
So a haiku I make for thee
Kids die if no likes

 

your mama so dumb when she got called up for a drug test she went around and tested all the drugs

 

This has gotten 7 new likes in the past week
I still got it

 

i still think I would have gotten more likes if I said that first

 

I dont think you know how bad I was