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  1. Ulfsaar221

    Ulfsaar221 Well-Known Meeper

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    I fell on my back once, The End. Hue.
     
    Ulfsaar221, Jan 21, 2015
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    Hornemans
     
    Bob4444444, Jan 21, 2015
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    #1: A guy walks in to a bar. He says "ow".
    #2: 3 men are on an island. Tthey find a genie bottle. The genie says "I'll give you each one wish". The first man says "I wish to be at my house, with my family, enjoying a steak dinner." The genie snaps his fingers, and that guy disappears. The second man says "That sounds pretty good, I want the same thing. The genie snaps his fingers, and that guy also disappears. The 3rd man says "I'm getting lonely. I wish the other two were back."
    Can I get 5 likes?
     
    BananaHead23, Jan 21, 2015
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    A horse walks into the bar and the bartender asks why the long face?
     
    swordsamster21, Jan 21, 2015
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  5. Telinus

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    Who was the most innocent president of the US?

    Lincoln.






    He was in-a-cent!
     
    Telinus, Jan 21, 2015
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  6. YEHAAAAAAAAAAAW

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    I advise everybody who's easily offended to not proceed in reading this.


    Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
    -Because it was disabled.
    I used to like a girl in kindergarten, that was last year.
    What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, unless I cut off both your feet.
    My favorite food is malaria.
    My wi-fi is like a housewife: fat, slow and useless.
    Watching two fat people kiss is like watching two fat people collide.
    Nickleback is a great band.
     
    YEHAAAAAAAAAAAW, Jan 21, 2015
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    [​IMG]

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    f00ny yokes
     
    Nerf958, Jan 21, 2015
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    iirt: I don't need you to get likes because I can post honestly whatever I want and one of you slimeballs will like it
     
    IGotBored, Jan 21, 2015
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  9. chrisandmatthew

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    Well I suppose if we're going down that route...

    If roses are red, and violets are blue, then by the commutative property, the color blue is actually violet, and what two colors make violet? Red and blue, which means you need red to make violet, and since violet is actually blue, that means you need red to make blue, but what makes red? The past tense of read, because the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? Blue. You read blue, creating violet. And because violets are actually blue, not only did I just blow your mind, but everything you just red (past tense) actually just blue your mind.

    yes I have posted this before and yes I am posting it again
     
    chrisandmatthew, Jan 21, 2015
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    ShadowBlizzard, Jan 21, 2015
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    You're killing me here
     
    chrisandmatthew, Jan 21, 2015
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    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE BLUE
    I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
    - patrick star xD LOL
     
    SpongeyStar, Jan 21, 2015
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    To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
     
    Khafra, Jan 21, 2015
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    SpongeyStar, Jan 21, 2015
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    Why did Sally fall of the swings?

    She had no arms.
     
    Chaase5, Jan 21, 2015
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    Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

    Everywhere


    Why did Sally drop her icecream?

    She got hit by a bus


    What was the last thing that went through Sally's mind when she fell of a building

    Her ankles


    Why did sally fall off the swing?

    She got shot in the face

    Don't read past this is you're easily offended. I'm not messed up :p

    how many babies can you stuff into a blender?

    depends how fast the blender works


    What's worse than one-thousand babies stapled to a tree?

    One baby stapled to a thousand trees


    The last two were told to me by some friends, I would never hurt a child !
     
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    you wanted a joke:

    [​IMG]


    I give you the joke
     
    Thee Boss, Jan 21, 2015
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    "I love Eminem!" "I like Skittles better!" "No, the rapper, stupid!" "You're stupid, what's so good about an M&M wrapper?!"
     
    x_bigheart_x, Jan 21, 2015
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    My mom dresses like my dad.
    And my dad dresses like my mom.
    Theyre transparent.
     
    XxNine_TailsxX, Jan 21, 2015
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
     
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