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Hornemans
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Roses are gray
violets are a different shade of gray
Lets go chase cars
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How do you make friends with a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut. Yeah i know its corny but it was a joke from childhood.
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The united states
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you wanted a joke:
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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere
Why did Sally drop her icecream?
She got hit by a bus
What was the last thing that went through Sally's mind when she fell of a building
Her ankles
Why did sally fall off the swing?
She got shot in the face
Don't read past this is you're easily offended. I'm not messed up
how many babies can you stuff into a blender?
depends how fast the blender works
What's worse than one-thousand babies stapled to a tree?
One baby stapled to a thousand trees
The last two were told to me by some friends, I would never hurt a child !cooey, KyloMeep, Toostenheimer and 2 others like this. -
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
- patrick star xD LOLToostenheimer, GroovyGrevous, Window_Licker and 2 others like this. -
I advise everybody who's easily offended to not proceed in reading this.
Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
-Because it was disabled.
I used to like a girl in kindergarten, that was last year.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, unless I cut off both your feet.
My favorite food is malaria.
My wi-fi is like a housewife: fat, slow and useless.
Watching two fat people kiss is like watching two fat people collide.
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A horse walks into the bar and the bartender asks why the long face?
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--- Double Post Merged, Jan 21, 2015, Original Post Date: Jan 21, 2015 ---
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Roses are black
Violets are black
I need glasses
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If you read my sig you'll get a joke. :3
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I learned today that although it's a great movie line... "You're coming with me, dead or alive" is actually a very bad pick up line.
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Why you necro
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This thread
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Why didn't the bicycle want to play? He was too tired.
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