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    I used to be addicted to soap. But don't worry, I'm clean now.
     
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    Roses are gray
    violets are a different shade of gray
    Lets go chase cars

    - Dog's Love Poem (Bo Burnham)
     
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    Muunkee Legendary art supply hoarder

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    Can we appreciate that I'm still getting likes for this one
    Rip
     
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    How do you make friends with a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut. Yeah i know its corny but it was a joke from childhood.
     
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    The united states
     
  7. Thee Boss

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    you wanted a joke:

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    I give you the joke
     
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    Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

    Everywhere


    Why did Sally drop her icecream?

    She got hit by a bus


    What was the last thing that went through Sally's mind when she fell of a building

    Her ankles


    Why did sally fall off the swing?

    She got shot in the face

    Don't read past this is you're easily offended. I'm not messed up :p

    how many babies can you stuff into a blender?

    depends how fast the blender works


    What's worse than one-thousand babies stapled to a tree?

    One baby stapled to a thousand trees


    The last two were told to me by some friends, I would never hurt a child !
     
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    SpongeyStar Professor in Wumbology

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    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE BLUE
    I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
    - patrick star xD LOL
     
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    I advise everybody who's easily offended to not proceed in reading this.


    Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
    -Because it was disabled.
    I used to like a girl in kindergarten, that was last year.
    What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, unless I cut off both your feet.
    My favorite food is malaria.
    My wi-fi is like a housewife: fat, slow and useless.
    Watching two fat people kiss is like watching two fat people collide.
    Nickleback is a great band.
     
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    A horse walks into the bar and the bartender asks why the long face?
     
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    Me if I tried to apply for staff.
    --- Double Post Merged, Jan 21, 2015, Original Post Date: Jan 21, 2015 ---
    My player reports.

    ;)
     
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    Roses are black
    Violets are black
    I need glasses
    I'm too blind
     
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    If you read my sig you'll get a joke. :3
     
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    I learned today that although it's a great movie line... "You're coming with me, dead or alive" is actually a very bad pick up line.
     
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    Kanye West running for president in 2020.
     
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    Why didn't the bicycle want to play? He was too tired. :D
     
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    Eminem's the best raper