Denied Best Posts in Thread: My Teamspeak Ban Appeal

I find this one to be slightly amusing. As if the fact that for one it was read by Morgan Freeman or the fact that it was a line from a book makes it appropriate. It doesn't. What you played was a ridiculous attempt to push your limits and is just sad.

On another note, im pretty sure that was NOT the opening line to 50 Shades of Gray.. Rather, here you go..

“I scowl with frustration at myself in the mirror. Damn my hair – it just won’t behave, and damn Katherine Kavanagh for being ill and subjecting me to this ordeal. I should be studying for my final exams, which are next week, yet here I am trying to brush my hair into submission. I must not sleep with it wet. I must not sleep with it wet. Reciting this mantra several times, I attempt, once more, to bring it under control with the brush. I roll my eyes in exasperation and gaze at the pale, brown-haired girl with blue eyes too big for her face staring back at me, and give up. My only option is to restrain my wayward hair in a ponytail and hope that I look semi-presentable.”