Instructions on how to: Fit in, Have everybody like you And always be happy!

Step one: Breathe

Step two: greet the day, Smile And say: Good morning city!

step 3 get some morning Exercise.

Step 4: Take a shower, And always be sure to keep the soap out of your eyes!

Step 5: Brush your teeth

step 7: comb your hair

Step 8: Wear clothes

Step 9: Share a meal with the special people in your life

step 10: Greet your neighbors

Step 11 Obey traffic signs and regulations

Step 12: Listen to popular music

Step 13 Park between the lines

Step 14: Dry cleaning at noon

Step 15 Always root for the local sports team (Go sports team!)

Step 16: Always return a compliment

Step 17: Drink overpriced coffee

Step 18: if you see anything weird report it immediately

Step 19 Don't Touch any weird objects

Step 20: always obey President Business' orders or you'll be put to sleep

Step 21 Go to sleep, wake up in the morning and repeat the instructions

 

Most of theses are okay, but....

Oh god no.

 

OH GOD NO.
I'll stick to my rock...
And metal....
The explicit content is worth it, for I don't have to listen to songs that are way to happy

 

I've got a better instruction guide:

Step 1: Be your self.
Step 2: if they dont like you. Carry on with your life.

Thx 4 reading lik, cmmt, and subsribe evry1 <3

 

What's wrong with Justin Biber, One Direction, that Finnish guy and the rest of 'em?
If you just ignore that it's pop music, that's mostly bad lyrics drowned in loud music and special effects,
their annoying fans, their EXTREMELY annoying fans, their arrogant behavior, their music and a few more things.
They are all pretty nice people, with ok music. You should try it if you wanna get motivation for suicide

 

What ever happened to music videos? They used to great like Take On Me:


Now it's this crap:

It's not even a music video! It's words going across a screen!
Sorry about that rant. Just hearing about pop music makes me mad about that.

 

To be fair, you actually chose the ''lyrics version'' witch is supposed to be text.
I won't say that the real thing is that good tho, but here it is anyways:

A tip if you don't like the music but wanna see how it looks, turn off the sound and play some loud music you actually like in the background.

 

Very helpful, except I’m struggling with numbers 1, 3, 8, and 19.

Do you have any advice that would make these ones easier?

thanks!

 

Let’s go step by step

step 1. Breathe
In order to breathe you must be above water or use potion of respiration.

step 3: walking counts as ex revise so every time you walk to the fridge boom

step 8: irrelevant clothes no longer exist

ste 19. Weird is a subjective idea, if you find it normal then it is not weird

on a side note I watched the LEGO movie at one point 5 times a day with the total number probably being like 50 watch throughs total. My brother and I were absolutely obsessed with this movie when it came out

 

Omg why

 

very insightful