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How to Get Banned on MeepCraft for Dummies

Discussion in 'Unofficial Guides' started by Mysteryperson13, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. Mysteryperson13

    Mysteryperson13 Popular Meeper

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    Lol, I found an old copy of this. All respect goes to NoobPaTroll/IKillNoobsHard, the original creator of this thread.

    (Note; this copy of the thread may not be 100 percent accurate, a few small parts were deleted accidentally so I had to improvise :(.)

    (Note; this is not a hateful thread or an attempt to mock the rules, for the newer members who have never seen it before.)

    Step 1: Hack.
    Hacking is the easiest way to get banned. Whether you are using a hacked client, exploiting a glitch, or crashing the server, this is the number one way to find yourself whacked by the ban hammer.

    Step 2: Grief.
    What? Hacking not getting you banned? Try griefing. Griefing is a fun way to induce hatred as well as get yourself banned. There are so many ways to grief, steal, and enrage a player, so this method is enjoyable and profiting, if you count getting banned as profitable.

    Step 3: Ask for OP/Creative.
    Oh yes, we TOTALLY believe you're from Planet Minecraft. However, our keystrokes are more likely going to be /ban instead of /op. Or, you can be dumb and simply ask outright, "Can I have op? Plzplzplzplz I won't grief." The answer will be /ban.

    Step 4: Swear.
    Swearing is a surefire way to get yourself on the path to a bad reputation. This includes but is not limited to: "Omg, your mother can suck my ****.", or "Hey dude you're so ***." Treat this like Call Of Duty. Let your colorful language run wild. Side effects of swearing include extreme butthurt, and/or banning.

    Step 5: Inappropriate Buildings.
    Dude, you should totaly build that giant male genitalia right in front of spawn. You won't get banned, I promise.

    Step 6: Advertising.
    Want to show off your server to the world? What better place to invite people then MeepCraft? Of course, a few hundred players may see, and maybe a few staff members. No big deal.

    Step 7: Inappropriate Skins.
    That nude guy skin is so hot... Totally want to use it...

    Step 8: Spam.
    Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg. Spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam.

    Step 9: Alternate Accounts.
    Dude, go on your brother's account to player, They won't EVER know it's you.

    Step 10: Inappropriate Content.
    Ask other players to have intercourse with you. Describe yourself in detail. Post revealing pictures. A few players may like, staff will not.

    Step 11: Encouraging Others.
    Get your friends banned along with you! It's an enjoyable bonding experience.

    Step 12: Scam.
    People love to receive imaginary efficiency IV pickaxes all the time! Make sure to add in it's silk touch or something.

    Step 13: Skype.
    Make sure to break all the rules when talking on Skype. There is a 66.6% chance of you getting banned. If you are a staff member, you may have to be demerited first. Don't let that deter you, just keep on going!

    Step 14: Questions.
    Make sure your questions and opinions regarding the server are negative. There is a 99.9% chance you will get banned if you do it repeatedly.

    Step 15: Destruction of Spawn.
    Rosenow only, spawning a giant lava cube is the best way to go!

    Step 16: Ask.
    When all else fails, the only thing you may be able to do is ask to be banned. The staff will be happy to oblige.

    Step 17: Give CrueltyGaming Advice.
     
  2. Jaruv

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    If none of the steps above work.
    Step 18:msg fuzzlr and tell him this 'Omg you'r server is so ****** up and you can just go to ****! If you don't bann me I'm gona get hacks and **** this **** server up!!
    Worked for my friend.
     
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  3. noobpatroll

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    You will never let my presence leave this server :)

    Thanks Mystery.
     
  4. superbros1211

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    Awesome guide, someone wanted op so they could see spawn once!
     
  5. Jakelikestodig

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    This is hilarious.
     
  6. Thee Boss

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    you forgot this one : take away sirrr_pig's bacon
     
  7. Bob4444444

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    He doesn't like bacon, or at least that's what he told me lol
     
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  8. qawsedrf1835

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    I tried this, didn't work.
    NEED SUGGESTIONS
     
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  9. Gunner

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    Call onis a fried piece of


    Dang it the smiley poop emoticon won't work :(
     
  10. qawsedrf1835

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    ******?
    --- Double Post Merged, Mar 10, 2014, Original Post Date: Mar 10, 2014 ---
    omg that word isn't even bad
     
  11. Gunner

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    Earlier when i was necroing i looked in ban appeals and iatemyfriends called onis a fried piece of shiz XD(replace the z with a t)
     
  12. qawsedrf1835

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    I said [​IMG]
     
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  13. GifMan

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    GifMan to the rescue:
    [​IMG]
     
  14. ABFForever

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    DA FAQ
     
  15. UMADBRO?

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    LOL someone sticky this
    --- Double Post Merged, Mar 14, 2014, Original Post Date: Mar 14, 2014 ---
    What is his bacon?
     
  16. Thee Boss

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    his bacon is his bacon!

    What is his bacon?[/quote]
    --- Double Post Merged, Jun 26, 2014, Original Post Date: Mar 14, 2014 ---
    NECRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. Cookies713

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    #necro
    Let's keep this thread going
     
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  18. Cookies713

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    ok
     
  19. Jaruv

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    Hey that won't piss of people. If you say ''Annoying, attention seeking, 5 year old little kid'' instead.
    A lot more people will be pissed off. You should know this stuff, I'm pretty disappointed.
     
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  20. Ranger_621

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    Lool, ikr
     

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