Fortunately-Unfortunately game

Unfortunately, the dragons turn you into a human torch. (not the one in fantastic four with cool powers, one that is dead)

 

But fortunately, the walking dead has taught you that after you're dead, you can walk. So you walk to the shops and buy some high protein homogenised full cream milk and bring it back to your family so that you may solve your father's binge drinking problem with a healthy, calcium rich alternative that has been squeezed out of a young cow's udder.

 

Unfortunately, the milk squeezed from a young cow's udder was expired and had worms in it

 

But fortunately, at least it wasn't the holocaust.

 

Unfortunately, a second Holocaust was actually HAPPENING. And you are taken to a concentration camp.

 

Fortunately, you escape unnoticed at night while the Nazis are sleeping.

 

Unfortunately, one saw you and ratted you out to the Nazis. You are on the run and they are searching everywhere for you, hunting to kill.

 

Fortunately, Jesus picks you up in his Lambo and drives away

 

Unfortunately, the Lamborghini broke down as you were on the Autobahn and a Nazi patrol is coming to get you...

 

Fortunately, you were able to hide in the clouds and the Nazi patrol couldn't find you.

Yeah, I'm necro'ing this. And I don't care.

 

Unfortunately, you fell out of the clouds to what appeared to be your imminent death...

 

Fortunately you had feather falling on your booties and took no fall damage

 

Unfortunately there was an end portal below you, and now you're trapped in the end...

 

Fortunately someone else killed the end dragon for you

 

Unfortunately @kdocherty7 appears

 

Fortunately kdo is too cool for us and jumps into the lava pool to go to heaven already

 

(Reviving this) Unfortunately now kdo is gone and everyone cries

 

fortunately you fall off the end island and die


THE END

 

Unfortunately the story is not over.

 

Fortunately the first character's son goes to avenge his father's death by eating the most tacos at a taco eating contest.