[FG] Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but I am your teacher now.

I wish I will be rich <3

 

Granted but that will happen 100 years in the future

I wish for you not to be my teacher

 

Granted but you get a drill seargant for a teacher instead.
I wish i wasnt tired.

 

Granted but you are forced to make out with a porpoise for the rest of your life

I wish I was a Dolphin

 

Granted, but you're in a small tank in an aquarium

I wish this wish won't be corrupted

 

Granted, but the wish corrupts your mind.

I wish I can 1v1 hornemans :>

 

Granted, but you lose.

I wish I could create anything just by thinking about it.

 

granted but the thing you create will try to kill you.

I wish I Had a wish

 

Granted but that wish doesnt come true

I wish i had more time to rest.

 

Granted now you're asleep for all eternity.
I wish i was a sponge.

 

granted but you have to live under the sea

I wish to have wish corruption immunity

 

Granted, but you cannot make anymore wishes.

I wish for... something.

 

Granted but that something is your death

I wish for...idk

 

You receive "...idk" but that's all you can say, write, and think.

I wish I had a piece of gum that never loses its flavor.

 

Granted, but it's spinach flavour.

I wish I was Ultimate

 

granted but you only get orange chat

I wish to solve all my irl problems now

 

Granted, but you'll be banned on meep with no chance of return.
I wish to always be liked, and known on meep, with no prior ban records and never haveing to leave.

 

Granted, but then you die

Granted, but you're a citizen forever and never get money

EDIT: I wish I was a lawyer

 

You are, but you're pathetic at your job.


I wish my gum was everlasting and was flavored like perfectly baked chocolate chip cookies.

 

Granted, but you accidentally swallow it!
I wish I was ultimate