[FG] Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but Santa doesn't know what it is and has to give it to the elves incase it isnt the right thing

i wish that I could be PATRICK STAR

 

Granted, but you're allergic to water

I wish I had a better computer.

 

Granted but it can't use wifi or the internet.

I wish for death.

 

Granted, but you are brought back to life.

I wish I could be on an amateur League of Legends team.

 

Granted, but they blame you for every mistake, and you are demoted to Mid-Sub-Sub in 2 weeks.

I wish for Fuzzlr to notice me

 

Granted, but guzzle permanently bans you right after.

I wish for a new car


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Granted, but it doesn't start.
I wish for a lifetime supply of oreos.

 

Granted, but I eat them all.

I wish for more wishes


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Granted, but only the first one counts.

I wish for 1 ft of snow, to fall from 5A.M. eastern standard time, to 6 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, on Christmas Morning, December 25th, and I get to go and play in it, for as much time as I want, with no interruptions.

Good luck

 

Granted, but after contact with surface level the snow becomes rock solid.

I wish for a cardboard box.

 

Granted but comes with a human inside.



I wish @Kachess could be less annoying during the weekends.

 

Granted, but @Kachess becomes 10x more annoying on the weekdays.

I wish for 24/7 nighttime for the next week


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Granted, but you have insomnia

I wish for pizza

 

Granted, but the pizza is burnt to a crisp and has nothing on it besides cheese (no sauce either).

I wish for a RAM Rebel TRX

 

Granted, but its sawed in half

I wish for someone to buy me a new lambo

 

Your task is simple:

Grant the wish made by the user above you, while at the same time corrupting it in whatever way you wish to make it different than what the previous user originally intended.
Afterwards, you make your own wish, which in turn will be corrupted by the next user.
For example:
USER A: I wish I had a million dollars.
USER B: Granted. You now have one million dollars.
In monopoly money.
I wish I had a steak.
USER C: Granted. It’s made out of rubber.
I wish Batman was real.
Etc.
I’ll start.
*ahem*
I wish I didn't have to go to school.

 

Granted. School will instead come to you
I wish I could go for a year to Europe.

 

Granted. Europe falls apart when you get there.

I wish I had friends ._. (lol)

 

Granted. buttfly29 is your friend. (Jk no hurt feelings)

I wish I had a pineapple

 

cause you are natsu, so therefore you can't eat them!

i wish i had a grain of sand