[FG] Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but then you are stupid by comparison.

I wish for faster internet.

 

Granted, but it is only faster when you are asleep.

I wish for quicker reactions.

 

Granted but you cannot cope with the speed and burn your muscles out trying to do so.
I wish to have the power to control time.

 

Granted, but the world gets stuck in a super slow speed and you go crazy.

I to be better at writing.

 

Granted but you cannot read.
I wish for a marble (the toy).

 

Granted, but you lose it because it's too small.
I wish for an unlimited supply of pasta.

 

Granted, but it's 100 years old.

I wish to go back in time two years

 

Granted but you lose all your memories.
I wish for a paperclip in the shape of Canada.

 

Granted, but it turns out to be the size of canada and weighs thousands of pounds, killing you instantly.

I wish for a way to teleport using technology

 

Granted but it requires more electricity than all of earth will ever have.
I wish for a better a pie with pi slices.

 

Granted but your math teacher ate all the pies


I wish I can get excellence in every subject this year

 

Granted, but you spend so much time studying that your friends stop hanging out with you.

I wish I could become 3 in (like, 7.7 cm for you U.S. customary challenged) tall whenever I wanted.

 

Granted but someone 'accidentally' stood on you when you were 7.7cm >

 

Becuz I haz bad i site zo i culdn't c u

 

Shame. Wear glasses. xD

 

Starting this back up again...

I wish I could actually stop procrastinating

 

Granted, but then you try to do everything at once and get nothing accomplished because you are constantly switching tasks.

I wish I could instantly learn Python (programming language).

 

Granted but then the government would try you for hacking the pentagon.

I wish I could be more bovine

 

Granted, but the butcher chops you up and cooks you

I wish that I had my own oboe