[FG] A .... is chasing you!

I get my French Horn out and blast them nerds

An odd French Horn player is chasing you.

 

I get my synthesizer and scare him away with weird noises.

Kraftwerk are chasing you.

 

I leap and Kraftwerk falls (mention of Gregor The Overlander)

Teh Military is after you

 

I nuke the world

A black hole is chasing you

 

I wear my anti gravity ring


A bunch of coding bugs are chasing you.

 

I kick the computer until the bugs are gone

Now I send out George S. Patton with the Third Army (World War II)

 

why

I send out Eisenhower to control Patton.

The wheelchair guy from Happy Wheels is now chasing you.

 

I toast the happy wheels guy in my new toaster http://razerzone.com/breadwinner
Your x girlfriend or boyfriend is now chasing you

 

I stop imagining them.
A herd of velociraptors on roller skates are now chasing you.

 

The guys from Jurassic World murder the velociraptors.

Christ Pratt is now chasing you.
"I TOLD YOU TO NOT HURT MY ANIMALS"

 

I put my hands out like he did to the velociraptors in the movie and he stops.

Michael Jackson is now chasing you

 

I set the gravity of the moon to 0 so he can no longer moonwalk.

A herd of gorillas are chasing you because your skin turned into banana peels.

 

I eat my own skin that's turned into banana peels
A kangaroo is now chasing you

 

I shank the kangaroo and eat it for dinner.

Rolfe Harris is chasing you.

 

Arrest him on charges of child abuse.

The police are chasing you.

 

i do a parkour and lose the police

a horde of giant spiders is now chasing you

 

I light a giant fire to burn the giant spiders

A raging forest fire is now chasing you

 

Simple. Call the fire department.
How dare you kill the spiders?

That guy from your sig is chasing you.

 

i like the spider in your sig tbh


carry on

 

Right, so nothing is chasing me. I'm enjoying this momentary bliss, because it might never happen again.

Whatever inner demons you might have are chasing you.