Best Posts in Thread: a n00bslayer's guide to Ban Appeals

Don't get banned.
A very self-explanatory and easy step. However, if you fail it like I did, read on!

Write a long appeal. (further guide below).
The longer the appeal the better. You're going to need lots and lots of juicy information, and a ton of text trying to persuade the staff members to unban you. (explain it in every way possible).

So, you went down to get a yoghurt and in the meanwhile your brother went on your PC and used X-ray?
Look, we all know you did it. Unless you have legitimate proof that it wasn't you, just admit to it straight away and don't use any lame excuses - this way, you'll get unbanned much quicker.

Patience is key.
Be patient. Your appeal might take 3 hours to be handled, it might take 3 weeks. Whatever it is, just sit tight. Absolutely do not bump your appeal, the staff are aware that it is there, and if it's taking a while it may well be a good sign. Just be as kind and helpful as you can, and do not argue!


Writing your ban appeal....
You're gonna need to be 100% truthful and put in as much effort as you can. The appeal could be the final decider.
Here are the steps:

• Explain what you did wrong
• Perhaps explain why (NOT "my brother did it", maybe going through rough time etc)
• Explain what you've done to change that
• Explain why the staff should consider letting you back
• Explain what assurances the staff have this won't happen again

~n00bslayer

 

Do you always have to find a way to turn every single post he makes into some form of "you're stupid?" It's getting really old.