Best Posts in Thread: What to do if you get sick

Well first off try not to get sick in the first place by strengthening you spleen by eating bricks! But if you do get sick like i did, follow these steps! First off spend like 999 hours on your computer. Go get a BRAND NEW LAPTOP! Now smash it on your head till it breaks, then ask for a refund! Try to get as little sleep as possible because then tiny little ant-sized midgets that have tiny pitchforks will crawl onto your bed and into your ear, making their way into you stomach and poking things with their pitchforks and then that makes you ! Don't worry after you throw up they die! Now back to what to do, make sure you eat a lot of paper seeing how that is made of trees and that makes it a vegetable! Make sure not to do any work! As working will make you explode! Now, what you want to do is take a toilet paper roll and cover it with tomato sauce and then throw random objects at it and any that stick good aim, any that don't, just stick them on there! (if they don't fit just put them on top) Now proceed to eat your....uhhh "creation"... ._. Well after all that you should be fine! Make sure to eat your bricks!

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If you cant say something nice dont say anything at all ^.^

 

I still believe in my ideals whether or not I have a staff application up. I do not allow myself to believe in things that I do not believe in.

 

Because we have the ability to not like something on the internet. And also to display our dislike about something.

 

My question is why are you all so rude? Who cares if he finds joy in making these threads, move on and lay off.

 

Random =\= funny