Best Posts in Thread: Child Application

I have no idea wtf this is.

 

Hello, Cooey! I'm going to have to vote -1 because I don't think you're immature enough for this position. You really need to harness your inner child when writing these applications. Also, I don't see how Summers and June could adopt a chicken baby. You just don't fit in. Sorry!

Good luck,
Zoe

 

This thread is too toxic must be locked

 

-1 @cooey , you're already my child. You cannot have more than one mother.
Perhaps you could apply for the position of nephew.

This goes for any of my meep-kids, if you apply, I am going to put you in the corner of shame.

 

Introduction: Hello

What is your favorite color? Tangerine

How many dogs is too many? Probably three or four

Favorite Minecraft sound? That spooky cave sound that scares the crap out of me and goes like "DOOON"

A list of your favorite songs:
Count Me Out- Foxy Shazam
A Dangerous Man- Foxy Shazam
Empire- Of Monsters And Men
Hurricane- Hamilton
Some Kind Of Joke- AWOLNation

Your favorite household chore?
Procrastinating and yardwork

Why should you be June and Summrs' child?
Jeb Bush is hunting me and I need a safe place to stay and wait until his mortal form dissolves and he returns to a shapeless other world.

 

This is freaking weird dude

 

Introduction: Umm Ummm my dad he works for um Microsoft and ummm yeah I'm pro hacker with over 50 thousand million hax and I will take you down if I'm not your chiled

What is your favorite color? The souls of the inocent

How many dogs is too many? Screw dogs get a cat

Favorite Minecraft sound? The sound of you getting DDOSed

A list of your favorite songs:











Your favorite household chore? Watching my younger siblings, or should I say "playing" with them. tee hee

Why should you be June and Summrs' child? No first off its not June its July. But here is why. July has 4 letters 4/1=4 4+summers= the summer of the 1940, what else was in the summer of 1940? WORLD WAR II. I'm Jewish I take offence to that. and Hitler was the leader of when Nazi Germany attacked Poland. Did you catch that? Poland. Obama was born in Poland. !!!!!! you see that? Obama= 5 letters Poland= 6 letters. 5+6=21


Guess what I all that's stuff above ^. All crap. That's right I just wasted your time u nurds.

I should really be there child because it might make me popular lol *cris inside

The following is legit me.

Be passionate about the environment. Yes I love the environment. Right now with the nucler power plants that are melting down and green house gasses more than ever we need to take care of our planet, so our kids can have a future there kids can have a future and so on.

• No memes prior to 2006. I just started memeing about 1 year ago, so all my memes are the newest and most high tech

• You must like Star Wars. Star wars is my favorite. My parents exposed me to it when I was about 7 and I was hooked, I have a star wars poster a custom droid and A bunch of pin.

• Be under the age of 9000. Well this is what I live by. A wise man in jail convectived of pedophile once said "if your sisters 8 I'm 8"

 

This is a process that will, in hopes, make two lucky winners the meep-child of @junelawnchaired and @summrs.

If you would like to participate, there are a few things you require. You must:

• Be passionate about the environment.
• No memes prior to 2006.
• You must like Star Wars.
• Be under the age of 9000

To apply please comment below in this format:

Introduction:

What is your favorite color?

How many dogs is too many?

Favorite Minecraft sound?

A list of your favorite songs:

Your favorite household chore?

Why should you be June and Summrs' child?


Junelawnchaired and Summrs will pick the top two winners whenever they feel like they want another kid.
Let the games begin!

 

Well time to decide whether or not to accept my application

 

Introduction: leah
What is your favorite color?
Blueeee, purpleee and greeeeeen
How many dogs is too many?
you can't rlly get too many but yeah let's get 8 dogs
Favorite Minecraft sound?
when you chop wood & when you collect it
A list of your favorite songs:
i like oh wonder with lose it (jerry folk remix)
Your favorite household chore?
i like watering the plants tbh idk y
Why should you be June and Summrs' child? because i'm pretty great and i can braid summrs hair

 

Introduction: Hello im applying hey guys

What is your favorite color? Teal/green combo i cant really describe it but its a good

How many dogs is too many? It depends on your house size, allergies, and the city's eviction standards

Favorite Minecraft sound? from what i remember its either the noise endermen make when they teleport or bats

A list of your favorite songs: Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no real order ( these are just songs ive been listening to a lot lately)






Your favorite household chore? Dusting cause its easy

Why should you be June and Summrs' child? Idk, im procrastinating from doing a project and am looking for a distraction so i decided to fill this out


Also I suggest changing the meme requirement to 2011 because those were really really bad too[

 

Introduction: hi

What is your favorite color? yello

How many dogs is too many? 1

Favorite Minecraft sound? ghast

A list of your favorite songs: the ones that dont have lyrics or music, i.e nothing

Your favorite household chore? sleeping

Why should you be June and Summrs' child? becuz i nver felt comfitable in my oder famlies so mybe i might leik dis juan

 

@junelawnchaired @Summers Have you guys picked a child yet

 

Lol I forgot about this.

 

The sad part is people actually filled out apps

 

Ooooh, do we get pocket money??