Best Posts in Thread: How to become a mod

Being a mod is like life itself. You are in the mafia, drinking soda, and hanging with friends. "But with power comes great responsibilities," this line is actually a lie and it is really telling you not to become spider man. With these simple steps the staff mafia will accept you as one of their own and you can have camp fires while listening to scary stories about Mojang's Microsoft deal.

Learn to Ban

Banning someone is a key element if you want to become a staff member. Because the staff mafia doesn't want you to have power, you will have to practice this in real life. So get a hammer and spray pain it so it looks like it says Ban. Banana is close enough. Dora isn't... Go out into the streets and hit people with the hammer and yell out banned. This will show the staff that you know what to do when someone breaks your rules and so they think you are ready to give to an internet hammer.
*Warning* Real life has a lot of hackers that call themselves the police. If you see one, run. The staff mafia will show you the way.

How to spot modifications

Mods are actually how the mafia gets money. Depending on what mod your server is "dealing" they will tell you the outlawed ones that they are not dealing. If they are dealing optifine then you can use it. They are not you better not use optifine or they will use that hammer we talked about on you.

You are above the rules

Since you look after the rules, that doesn't mean you have to follow the rules. Even if you are just try harding you are allowed to do anything you want and nothing will happen. The staff will soon see you as a hero and accept you as one of their own. One last thing is that you might have to pee to mark your territory so the other staff wolves don't try to dominate you

How to deal with fanboys
When you are staff you are actually a movie star
/ban might help

How to get your face unstuck from a door
This might happen once or twice while you are trying to get mod because of your extreme IRL banning. Make sure you meet SDM in real life so he can give you his butter and so you can get unstuck. Then give him a cactus and yell at him not to follow you anymore because you hang out with the bigger meepcraft bois. If you are not stuck then you will have to live in the door for the rest of your life. It gets fun after 7 years because you might get a new best friend Jimmy (Jimmy has to be an ant, anything else will die because they can't take your mod skill)

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