Comments on Profile Post by Llamazon

*straw goes up nose after the second attempt*

*straw goes over tooth on third attempt*

*straw goes into ear on fourth attempt*

*straw gets shoved in back of throat on fifth attempt*

*straw impales hand on sixth attempt*

*straw pokes out other eye on seventh attempt*

*straw punctures toe on eighth attempt*

*straw causes brain damage on ninth attempt*

*straw impales elbow on tenth attempt*

*straw rips through trachea on eleventh attempt*

*straw to the knee on twelfth attempt*

Such gruesome commentary xD

lauren you broke the streak please go away <3

LELELELELEL
BACK TO THE STREAK!!!
*straw punctures through tongue on thirteenth attempt*

*straw stabs tailbone on fourteenth attempt*

*straw pierces lung on fifteenth attempt*

*straw severs spleen on sixteenth attempt*

"Straw fractures ankle on seventeenth attempt*

*straw splinters sternum on eighteenth attempt*

*straw punctures diaphram on nineteenth attempt*

*straw ruptures lower intestine on twentieth attempt*

*straw cracks vertebrae on twenty-first attempt*

*straw finally breaks on twenty-second attempt*

*body spontaneously combusts*

*melting straw plastic intoxicates bloodstream*

*goes to McDonald's drive-thru and gets new straw*

why mcdonalds? chick-fil-a is better

*goes to Chick-fil-a and gets new straw*

CFA is love

CFA is lyfe

if it has chicken nuggets im game