Daniel Thompson

The thought before signing up for Schoolies Me: "I want to party like crazy." Me (two minutes later): *5 messages* "I instantly regret it!"

The four most important things to have in life: Peace, Happiness, Love and Prosperity.

Inspirational Maths Quote: "For who ever reads this maths is s*** and do Pre Voc :)" Me: "Good advice"

Cities Skylines -$14,000 loss a week. Me: "Okay let's fix this." 2 hours of attempting later "You all have NO HOPE!" *Sends an Earthquake*

News: Queensland is ready to have a Plastic bag ban in 2018. Me: "So.. What will we be using instead then?"

Queensland Rail time table, 1 hour between each train until last train at 6:31pm Monday. Me: "How many drivers are off this weekend again?"

Look what I found, an old MeepCraft advert from 2013 on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbfLdxD6Auk

Hiya!

When you fail to roast someone Me: "I want you to know that, we gotta gotta carry on, so don't let this be our final song."

Creepy Fact: Every second you stay alive, you have outlived thousands of other people who died at your exact age.

For about a month now, it has seen a large return of people to Meepcraft, like Geordie Shore's 5 year anniversary, very crazy but fun.

Me: "So what are your plans this Easter?" Person: "Going away, you?" Me: "Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work"

Me: *Attempting to join in on a conversation in-game* *Somehow ignored* "How is it physically possible?!?!"

The Great words of OfficialNerdCubed: "And now Mercury lives on the Sun, making it as about half as hot as Australia."

*Holding up an "I'm Free" sign at work* Customer: "Are you open?" Me: "(Whispers to them) I will shoot you!"

When I see no Staff Members on: Person: "I need help." Me: "I can't see anyone from staff, but I can help you." [Try to be a staff member]

If you were thinking of watching A Silent Voice, it is worth going to it. If not, just go anyway; you won't regret it.

That moment the person you hate unfriends you; a blessing in disguise.

How the song goes: "Who ya gonna call? Ghost Busters!" How I like to say it: "Who ya gonna call? Those Bastards!"

Pauline Hanson: "Prove to me I'm a Racist" Me: [20 seconds of research later] Pauline March 23: "...#PrayforMuslimBan", "Swamped by Asians"