How to Get Banned on MeepCraft for Dummies

Lol, I found an old copy of this. All respect goes to NoobPaTroll/IKillNoobsHard, the original creator of this thread.

(Note; this copy of the thread may not be 100 percent accurate, a few small parts were deleted accidentally so I had to improvise .)

(Note; this is not a hateful thread or an attempt to mock the rules, for the newer members who have never seen it before.)

Step 1: Hack.
Hacking is the easiest way to get banned. Whether you are using a hacked client, exploiting a glitch, or crashing the server, this is the number one way to find yourself whacked by the ban hammer.

Step 2: Grief.
What? Hacking not getting you banned? Try griefing. Griefing is a fun way to induce hatred as well as get yourself banned. There are so many ways to grief, steal, and enrage a player, so this method is enjoyable and profiting, if you count getting banned as profitable.

Step 3: Ask for OP/Creative.
Oh yes, we TOTALLY believe you're from Planet Minecraft. However, our keystrokes are more likely going to be /ban instead of /op. Or, you can be dumb and simply ask outright, "Can I have op? Plzplzplzplz I won't grief." The answer will be /ban.

Step 4: Swear.
Swearing is a surefire way to get yourself on the path to a bad reputation. This includes but is not limited to: "Omg, your mother can suck my ****.", or "Hey dude you're so ***." Treat this like Call Of Duty. Let your colorful language run wild. Side effects of swearing include extreme butthurt, and/or banning.

Step 5: Inappropriate Buildings.
Dude, you should totaly build that giant male genitalia right in front of spawn. You won't get banned, I promise.

Step 6: Advertising.
Want to show off your server to the world? What better place to invite people then MeepCraft? Of course, a few hundred players may see, and maybe a few staff members. No big deal.

Step 7: Inappropriate Skins.
That nude guy skin is so hot... Totally want to use it...

Step 8: Spam.
Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg. Spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam.

Step 9: Alternate Accounts.
Dude, go on your brother's account to player, They won't EVER know it's you.

Step 10: Inappropriate Content.
Ask other players to have intercourse with you. Describe yourself in detail. Post revealing pictures. A few players may like, staff will not.

Step 11: Encouraging Others.
Get your friends banned along with you! It's an enjoyable bonding experience.

Step 12: Scam.
People love to receive imaginary efficiency IV pickaxes all the time! Make sure to add in it's silk touch or something.

Step 13: Skype.
Make sure to break all the rules when talking on Skype. There is a 66.6% chance of you getting banned. If you are a staff member, you may have to be demerited first. Don't let that deter you, just keep on going!

Step 14: Questions.
Make sure your questions and opinions regarding the server are negative. There is a 99.9% chance you will get banned if you do it repeatedly.

Step 15: Destruction of Spawn.
Rosenow only, spawning a giant lava cube is the best way to go!

Step 16: Ask.
When all else fails, the only thing you may be able to do is ask to be banned. The staff will be happy to oblige.

Step 17: Give CrueltyGaming Advice.

 

If none of the steps above work.
Step 18:msg fuzzlr and tell him this 'Omg you'r server is so ****** up and you can just go to ****! If you don't bann me I'm gona get hacks and **** this **** server up!!
Worked for my friend.

 

You will never let my presence leave this server

Thanks Mystery.

 

Awesome guide, someone wanted op so they could see spawn once!

 

This is hilarious.

 

you forgot this one : take away sirrr_pig's bacon

 

He doesn't like bacon, or at least that's what he told me lol

 

I tried this, didn't work.
NEED SUGGESTIONS

 

Call onis a fried piece of


Dang it the smiley poop emoticon won't work

 

******?

--- Double Post Merged, Mar 10, 2014, Original Post Date: Mar 10, 2014 ---

omg that word isn't even bad

 

Earlier when i was necroing i looked in ban appeals and iatemyfriends called onis a fried piece of shiz XD(replace the z with a t)

 

I said

 

GifMan to the rescue:

 

DA FAQ

 

LOL someone sticky this

--- Double Post Merged, Mar 14, 2014, Original Post Date: Mar 14, 2014 ---

What is his bacon?

 

his bacon is his bacon!

What is his bacon?[/quote]

--- Double Post Merged, Jun 26, 2014, Original Post Date: Mar 14, 2014 ---

NECRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

#necro
Let's keep this thread going

 

ok

 

Hey that won't piss of people. If you say ''Annoying, attention seeking, 5 year old little kid'' instead.
A lot more people will be pissed off. You should know this stuff, I'm pretty disappointed.

 

Lool, ikr