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You will never let my presence leave this server

Thanks Mystery.

 

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yus dis iz st00pd thred

 

1. Beg 0-0 Meebles per hour can cause ban if spam to much

The Art of Begging.
To beg all you need to is how to use basic commands like /msg and /g Type in 'Give me 1mil naow Im a pretty girl i will be ur gf'

2.Enchanting 50k-200k Per Hour
Enchanting.
Buy 9 Swords spread em all over your hot bar and also 27 books go to a good blaze grinder like /pwarp grinderpark. Once you are there go over to the blaze grinder which is on the top left of /pwarp grinderpark spawn. get to level 30 over and over again until all books are enchanted. Then you need to check your book enchants and find out what you want to make god (this is what I do.) then you buy the required items for the god. Go back do a bit more grinding then add the enchants the armour/tool.

3. The only well rewarding minigame. Usually 15k-105k Per hour
CTF
Team with all ze donors and be ze biggest noob and win 15k

4. Head collecting 10k-100k Per Hour
Head Collecting
Just simply go somewhere with mobs and keep on killing them viciously and quickly (Using a looting III sword will help a lot) Dont get the worthless ones like skeleton,blaze, and zombie.

Mk im done now bai (This is how I make my money.)

--- Double Post Merged, Jul 2, 2014, Original Post Date: Jul 2, 2014 ---

Bump =3

 

Ever heard of view bots?

^2mil views and barely any likes

 

Hello and welcome to my guide. I will be illustrating the art of walking away, more commonly known as quitting.

Background: I have played MeepCraft since 2014(2013?¿) and I have had several hiatus periods. During which I straight up don't play Meep or check the Meep community. As time goes on, everything is forgotten. It's simply inevitable. We just aren't very significant in the grand scheme of things. Which brings me to Meep. Meep is obviously declining in players, and I'm sure many of you are scared as for what to do next. No matter who you are - Meeper or not - you will be faced with this question at some point in your life. I fear that many of you are holding onto this crumbling ledge of Meep in hopes that you can relive the "glory days" or find that spark once again. Now if you do find it, that's great. But for many people it is hard to find the joy that we once did, including me. Now the point of this guide will be to illustrate how to walk away. So without further ado, here it is:

The First Leap: Okay so like stopping any bad habit, you need to get it away from you. Before you do that though, ask yourself: why? Is it because you just don't enjoy it? Do you not like the staff? Do you not like your friends? etc etc. Once you have addressed that, figure out something else to do. For me, it's playing League of Legends, swimming, and focusing on schoolwork. These three things combined with school and work keep me busy and not concentrated on the latest Meep drama (the reason I decided to get away from Meep). Once you have your hobby, I highly recommend you clear your internet history, passwords, delete minecraft or meepcraft from your server list and work on your new hobbies! Many of these said hobbies have online communities as well, so find those! Make new friends! Hey, you might even feel that same spark of enjoyment that you felt on Meep.

Mid-leap: Okay, so you've found some new stuff to do but you feel something missing. This is normal. You're going to miss it. You're going to want to go back but take my word: you will be disappointed and find yourself back on the ledge. Set new, harder goals in those hobbies and achieve them! The New Year is a great opportunity for this. Stay in mid-leap for a while, no worries! You've got time my friend. Once you hardly think of Meep, you're ready to land.

Sticking the landing: Ill be honest, you're always going to think of Meep. If you've been playing since even a month ago, you're going to have that Meep blood in ya. It's hard to ignore! But that's okay! Most of us are on social media and you can even send physical mail if you know them well enough! We're a family y'all, and the server doesn't have to be the end of it. If you do find yourself totally free of Meep thoughts then good for you! I'm proud of you! You are probably doing great things! No matter what you end up doing once you quit directly interacting with Meep, it'll be good, I promise! Why else would we keep on making small kids to experience this

Thank you for reading my guide and I hope you all have a nice NY2k17!

 

Stock Market Guide
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Where can I find the Stock Market brokers?
/warp bank

What is the stock market?
The stock market is a place where players can buy or sell real stock in the form of Stock Notes. Each Stock Note is equivalent to one share of a real life stock. Players can buy or sell these notes for Meebles. The prices of each stock on MeepCraft are directly equivalent to their US Dollar value in real life.

Fluctuation of the price
The value of shares go up and down all the time. Mainly they are caused by the performing of the company. If a company underperforms the prices will drop. If they perform above expectation the prices will raise. Aside of the company performation there are more unrelated influences like natural disasters, international relations, etc.

List of stocks?
http://finance.yahoo.com/market-overview/

When do stocks change?
The Stock Market is open from Monday-Friday.

The broker
A broker is someone who sells/buys shares for you on the stock market. It’s basically the middle man between the stock market and you. He will charge you a 1% tax on the shares you buy. He won’t charge you for selling your shares.

Right click the broker to interact with him:


Left map - Lookup Stocks
Left emeraldblock - Buy Stocks
Right emeraldblock - Sell Stocks
Right map - Browse Stocks

Lookup Stocks
By clicking on the left map you will be able to lookup the name, the price, the daily high and low price of the stock.
Example:I want to lookup the price of the Apple Inc. share
-Right click the broker
-Left click the Lookup Stocks map
-Type the ticker symbol (AAPL)
A GUI will appear with the name, price, daily high and low value of the share you looked up.


Browse Stocks
By clicking on the right map you will be able to lookup some popular stocks.
-Right click the broker
-Left click the Browse Stocks map


Buy Stocks
By clicking on the left emerald block you will be able to buy stocks.
-Right click the broker
-Left click the Buy Stocks emerald block
-Type the ticker symbol (AAPL)
-Type the amount of shares you would like to buy
-The broker will charge you: (price of the share + 1%)*amount of shares
(For example: share is worth 100 Meebles and I would like to buy 10 of them. Total price = (100 + 100*1%)*10 = 101*10 = 1010 Meebles)
-You will receive the papers in your inventory


Sell Stocks
By clicking on the right emerald block you will be able to sell stocks.
-Right click the broker
-Left click the Sell Stocks emerald block
-Type the ticker symbol (AAPL)
-Type the amount of shares you would like to sell
-The broker will pay you: price of the share*amount of shares
(For example: share is worth 200 Meebles and I would like to sell 10 of them. Total value that the broker will pay you = 200*10 = 2000 Meebles)


Greetings,
Sjoeppappentrap

 

Are you struggling to keep up with town tax? Are you starving to death because you can't afford food? Have you always wanted to buy a town but you just couldn't afford it? Well, here's my guide on how to earn meebles! There are many ways to earn meebles, whether it's super quick, or takes time.

1. Donate! meepcraft.com/donate
Donating to Meepcraft is probably the quickest way to earn money, if you have some in real life money handy. All you need to do is go to meepcraft.com/donate then click Meebles. You can choose from 10k, 100k, or 1 million meebles. Not only are you very rich, you have also contributed to the server, to make it even better!

2. Parkour! /warp parkour
Parkour. I love Parkour. There are different parkour worlds in Meep, e.g City, Slicks Ice Parkour, Village, Jungle, Balloon, Ultimate Ice, Flower Parkour and Cactus Parkour (currently closed). In each of these parkours, you can earn Meebles! In my opinion, the easiest one to earn meebles is City Parkour. City parkour has 8 different checkpoints, and at each, you earn meebles. At the first one you get 500, then at the last one, you get 7500! There are also various prizes at the other parkours too, so it's worth a shot!

3. KitPVP! /warp kitpvp
KitPvP! Yay! This is especially good for those Meepers who love to kill (not in the bad way!) Each time you get a higher kill streak, you get more meebles! In my opinion, KitPvP is better than PvP since you are given a kit, depending on your rank. And you don't lose stuff

4. PvP! /warp pvp
Unlike kitpvp, you can jump into the arena with your own armor and weapons. Recently added, you also get meebles for kill streaks. You can also go to /pwarp pvp which is owned by @castroifyer (hehe advertising) and enter some competitions he hosts!

5. Minigames!
/warp spleef
Spleeeeeef! Many of you might have heard about spleef, but for those who haven't, spleef is a minigame where you enter an arena and you have to break the blocks under other players to let them fall into the lava. The last person standing wins! The more players in the arena, the bigger the meeble prize! So get your friends in!
/warp hg
Hunger Games! Now you know the book/movie the Hunger Games? Well yep, it's a minigame! Like the book, you have to kill other players until there is one tribute/meeper standing.
/warp ctf
Capture the Flag! You are divided into four teams, red, blue, yellow or green. Your team has to try get the most points by the time is up. To get points, you have to capture the other teams' flags, and kill the other players. At the end of the game, the winning team gets 4000 meebles! But if you are a donor, the 4000 meebles will be multiplied by your rank: Citizen 4k meebles, VIP 5k meebles, Premium 6k meebles, Exclusive 7k meebles, Elite 8k meebles, Supreme 9k meebles and Ultimate 10k meebles
/warp Boomo
Boom-o! The MeepCraft favourite has come back. The same multipliers apply. The aim of the game is to collect powerups and use your tnt to blow up other players!

6. Voting! /vote
How could I not forget voting! Each day you vote, on all three websites, you get 10000 meebles! You not only get those, but you have the chance to win a vote note! These can be from dis notes, to fly notes! Or even more meebles! You can sell these 'notes' at /pwarp notes. You can either vote by /vote or meepcraft.com/vote

7. Forum Giveaways!
There are always those generous people on Meepcraft who decide to do meeble giveaways. I always keep my eyes out for those, so whenever they do come about, I'll post my ign to be in the draw!

8. Jobs! /jobs
Yeah that's right, jobs are back on Meep! To start, just do /jobs list and look through the list of jobs and pick one you think you'd enjoy. Once you have one do /jobs join [jobname] and your done! You then can go to /warp wild to complete your job and earn meebles. Each time you level up you earn more meebles!!

9. Dicing! /dice
Dicing, yes. It may be bad but if you are lucky, you can get quite a bit. You have to be careful when you dice though. So what is dicing? /dice explains it all! Don't dice too much at a time, I suggest dice about 10k/a turn.

10. Selling ranks!
You don't just have to buy ranks and meebles for yourself, you can buy ranks for other players and let them pay you meebles! The exchange rate nowadays is about 500k-650k for each $10 USD. Just let people know in /tr or on forums that you are selling ranks, and you will be getting meebles very fast!

Now, there are many, many, many other ways to earn meebles, those are just some! If you have any other ways, comment below and I'll add them to the list with your IGN! I hope this guide has helped you, and have fun earning meebles!
- SpongeyStar <3

What the community says:

@Metzy says: "I go mining. I save up enough meebles to buy/make a good pickaxe, I mine until the pick runs out, I fortune all of my findings and I sell it. /Pwarp shops has good sell prices for almost everything (I made 11k off of 25 redstone blocks 1 diamond block and 15 emerald blocks) And besides theres pwarps for food. Shops have free food button things, and /pwarp freefood (conviently located in butterland) has food for days
I also have like 15 stacks of food. /msg me ig if you really need some "
xD
@Theslayerkiller says: "I use jobs and farms to get money, so first you join the farmer job (you may need to leave another) then go to a big farm like /pwarp make$ buy some nether wart and after every stack of netherwart gives you more money than the price of the cost, you've got some meebles!"

@edsheeranislife says: "I go to dungeon and get heaps of stuff and sell it you usually get emerald ore which goes for $1500 each !!!"

@evilalec555 says: "i think selling stuff at /pwarp voldemart is great"

@joshofosho says: "Or if you're very industrious, you can make your own little shop and advertise it. That's what I did. All I sold was wood then as I got richer, I added more items, and so on. I made heaps of meebs."

@CreeperCristi says: "Combing the Hunter job w/ dungeon is a way to make some quick cash (make sure you bring decent armour and a sword to make it more effective)"
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Hello there players! Ever made a Helper Application where you were told to be more active on all 3 aspects of the server? This may be obvious for some players, but for others maybe they don't understand. Here's a small guide on how to be active on ts, forums, and in game!

• Forums

The forums are a great way to express yourself and your opinions, or to share a build of yours and debate a topic. Being active here is not all that hard, it just takes some simple, constructive, replies. There are new forum threads made all the time, one of them HAS to suit your liking! Talk to people! reply to their posts, it's a great way to make friends.

• Teamspeak

Teamspeak is a great tool to communicate with people using your actual voice, like Skype! It allows people to join different sections of a server and talk about random subjects, in game issues, or PvP teams. In order to be active here, you just gotta speak! Engage in a conversation with someone, talk about your favorite sport or maybe what you did this week. If you are trying to be more active, don't sit in one place alone with your mic muted, TALK!

• In-Game

Like all other subjects, talk! Use /shout frequently to answer people questions, or maybe add on to what someones saying. When trying to become active in /shout make sure not to spam! This is the way most people communicate, so it may be a bit crowded or maybe the "trolls" are spamming. Just, talk! Remember to use proper grammar and use full sentences, a lot of people will point that out and make fun of you. Just, have fun while doing it!

So basically, TALK!

-rAwson
-Editted by MrsMegan

 

Title says it all

Here you go guys, straight from my house






Happy New Years...or is it Merry, idk

A like would be appreciated, for caring about you guys :3

 

*Reads Title*
YES
*Reads text*
DAMN

 

As a helper you usually get bombarded with modreqs

''hacker in hg'' gives you no information. You have no idea who to look for by the time that modreq is handled, and the supposed hacker may have left. I've noticed a lot back when I was staff, about half the people that claim a person hacks with no info in their modreqs don't even respond, at least that's how ir worked for me.
You also don't know what to look for, leaving all the work to be done yourself when if you look more specifically it's a lot easier.
You need to put in info, at LEAST an IGN.

 

I am so honored! This is fantastic for everyone who is questioning when and if they should apply!

 

Did @marshallmafers build that??

 

500k is

1250 diamonds
333 emerald ores
9090 iron ores
12500 cobwebs

I mean even any combination of these
I feel like 500k is a little generous for this method
That's assuming you don't play for 8 hours a day

Good method tho

 

My fortunes are slightly improved from that. I have a home in the wild!

 

Lord_Walrus' Guide to Making Money
Using All The Ways I Could Think Of

Please note that this guide is likely to change with nerfs and new mini-games.
Thank You For Viewing Ahead of Time!

Intro:
I am Lord_Walrus, I have been on MeepCraft since 2012. So I know my way around the server. I have had my fair share of being rich, (and losing it all). But I want to help out others who fail to find a sufficient amount of cash.

I will use a rating system after every way of making money, it'll look like this:
Average Money Made: ~~~
Grind o' Meter: ~~~
Recommended Rank: ~~~

Average Money Made is obviously the amount of money you make average. Grind o' Meter shows how repetitive it is. The Recommended Rank shows who can/should do this job.

Alright lets get into this.

VOTING
Probably the easiest money you'll get. /vote to access sites, redeem them in spawn by clicking the gold ingot. 10,000 Meebles will be added to your account and you have a chance at getting voting notes. You can sell these notes at /pwarp notes. You also have a chance of getting an extra 50,000 meebles.


WILD
Mining:
Mining can bring you many different sums of money just because it is based off of luck/technique. However, it can yield great rewards if done right. First off, join the miner job if you have an available spot open (/jobs join miner). Mining in caves is only recommended if they are unexplored, this can be easily checked by finding gold ore, torches, or mined spawners. You can sell your stuff to /warp shop, or find a /pwarp that will buy your items. What I recommend is going to level 11, and strip mining. Mining in towns is not a bad idea either, you can find more ores because it is not easy to mine in the towny wild. You can also look for spawners and sell the location to Elite+, or if you are Elite, sell them to /warp shop or to other Elite+.

Average Money Made: $1,000 - $ 100,000/60 min
Grind o' Meter: 4/10
Recommended Rank: Elite+

Wood Cutting:
Wood Cutting is a pretty consistent way of making cash. First, join the woodcutter job, (/jobs join woodcutter). Using an Efficiency V diamond axe will be your best bet, Unbreaking III if you're not an Elite+ (/fix). You can get more money if you sell to Vshop, /warp shop, or a /pwarp. If you get some shears you can get some leaves. Leaves are commonly bought off of Vshop for decoration purposes.

Average Money Made: $1,000 - $ 100,000/60 min
Grind o' Meter: 8/10
Recommended Rank: Elite+

MINIGAMES
Infected:
Infected is a game of zombie survival. Your best bet as a human is to find a good hiding place and hold shift. You'll need to be good at PVP if you want to get more coins. To get even more coins you can donate for a rank, these ranks all give a +.25x multiplier. So by getting Ultimate you gain a 2.5x multiplier. You can get 100 coins by surviving the undead horde. Selling these to the trade will give you 2000 Meebles. However, if you sell these to other players, they'll buy them for 30 Meebles a piece (3,000 Meebles). You can also use these coins to rank up and prestige which will give you a better chance at survival. If you want a chance at 1,000 coins, you can buy a chest in infected. This is not recommended.

Average Money Made: $5,000 - $50,000/60 min
Grind o' Meter: 6/10
Recommended Rank: Ultimate

GAMBLING
Slots:
Gambling/Casinos are highly unreliable as far as making money. But, if you feel that you're ready to risk your cash, its your choice. First, find a casino that is widely known/verified by staff. The best odds at slots are 1/9 for 1/5 of the reward. i.e. Have a chance to win 5,000 meebles for 1,000 meebles. If you do not win within 5 tries, you should probably stop.

Average Money Made: $-1,000,000 - $1,000,000
Grind o' Meter: 2/10
Recommended Rank: Citizen

Dicing:
@Jess_4Ds' favorite way to make money. To dice, you use the /dice command. The format is as follows: /dice (dice sides) (rolls) (gamemode, {Total, Low, and High} (amount). You choose the amount of money you want to gamble, then if you win you get double your money. This is a very easy way to gain and lose money. If you're going to dice, do not dice over 5% of your balance. Unless you found a four-leafed clover under a heads up penny on your way to win the lottery.

Average Money Made: $-1,000,000 - $1,000,000
Grind o' Meter: 2/10
Recommended Rank: Citizen

Duping
By far the best way to make money, and its completely legal. Just ask a staff member (/modlist) to help you build a duping machine. Just in a couple of minutes you're rich!
Average Money Made: $∞ - ∞
Grind o' Meter: 0/10
Recommended Rank: Citizen
JUST IN CASE IT WASN'T CLEAR, THIS IS A JOKE

MORE TO BE ADDED SOON
STAY TUNED​

 

Please remember that likes are greatly appreciated
If you have a meaningful /pwarp, post its name and its purpose and I will add it to the list.

Food Grinders
/pwarp grinderpark(cow, blaze, zombie and skeleton grinder)
/pwarp sell(pig and blaze)
/pwarp freefood(pig)
/pwarp food(cow)

Grinders
/pwarp grind(spider, blaze, skeleton and zombie)

Shops
/pwarp shops or /pwarp redstone or /pwarp books (Also has a blaze grinder)
/pwarp mall or /pwarp shop
/pwarp book(also has blaze grinder)
/pwarp cash
/pwarp items
/pwarp ex
/pwarp themarket(has casino)
/pwarp ebon
/pwarp voldemart
/pwarp meepcraft
/pwarp minecraft
/pwarp diamond(s) or /pwarp store(s) or /pwarp supplies or /pwarp colors
/pwarp onestop
/pwarp god
/pwarp deadman
/pwarp outlet
/pwarp cheapy
/pwarp s-mart
/pwarp coal
/pwarp enchanted
/pwarp emerald(sell emeralds)
/pwarp cooeyshops

Casino
/pwarp z
/pwarp aquarius
/pwarp slot
/pwarp meow
/pwarp sincitycasino
/pwarp winmoney

Manual Casino/Shop
/pwarp vegas

Make Money
/pwarp ult
/pwarp v (villager trading)
/pwarp wool
/pwarp netherwart (plant and sell netherwart)

Pvp
/pwarp pvp
/pwarp duel

Miscellaneous
/pwarp head(head museum)
/pwarp maze

Private
/pwarp ebonwart(be a citizen of ebon-make money with a netherwart farm)

Please be aware that since pwarps may change frequently, this list may not reflect changes.
However, I do try to remove abandoned pwarps from this list monthly.

 

OMG this thread is a fail before it even starts just farm netherwarts everyone knows that smh

Well, thanks, Peanut Gallery. It's true that the Farming job pays far more for nether wart than any other crop, and it's not even close. But it's not that simple, because once you've finished farming, you've got a product, that product has value on the marketplace, and things get a LOT more complicated.

ROTFL n00b! you think the stores are buying your weets? ever herd of /pwarp food??

No, I don't think stores are buying a lot of wheat, or other farm products, though you can occasionally find a new store and try to sell before they're full. But who says you have to sell to other users?

wat??

Villagers. Farmer villagers will gladly accept your wheat, melon, pumpkin, carrot, and potato crops. Librarians will take your paper, which you'll make out of your sugar cane. They will exchange them for emeralds, which, as it turns out, have a healthy demand in the human market, because they make an attractive building block for opulent buildings.

Now, let's crunch some numbers. We'll use the following assumptions:

• Level 0 farmer
• 12x12 plot farmed in the most efficient manner possible for that crop, with no wasted space, expressed as a percentile.
  
• Because some of these numbers are ranges (3-7 melon slices per melon, 7-12 melons per emerald), we're going to use the median of each range (so, 5 slices per melon, 9.5 melons per emerald) and multiply by the number of farmed blocks.
• Emerald exchange rate is 60 meebles each (this can obviously change depending on which shop you sell them at, or whether you offer them at your own).

The farming job will pay you:

Nether wart: $576
Cactus: $324
Melon/Pumpkin: $204
Wheat/Potato/Carrot: $140
Sugar Cane: $34.5

Notice that the top two are the ones that can't be traded to villagers. If you take your full yield to the villagers and trade it, sell the emeralds, and add that to what you got from the Farming job, then your total value for each crop would be:

Carrot/Potato: $1375
Pumpkin: $592
Nether wart: $576
Wheat: $560
Sugar Cane: $495
Melon: $442
Cactus: $324

So, Peanut Gallery, now nether wart is only the fourth most valuable, and it isn't even close.

wait your forgetting about levels! ALL of the money from netherwarts gets a level bonus, so if the market stays the same, netherwarts will eventually catch up!!

Yes. According to my calculations, nether wart begins to pay more than carrots and potatoes when you reach farming level 184.

...

However, even these numbers don't tell the whole story, because there are even more variables. For instance, growth rate: once a melon/pumpkin vine has matured, it'll produce new product way faster than it takes any of the others except for cactus and sugar cane. Are you going to visit your farm and tend to it often? If so, those products will yield even more for you. If you're only going to farm it once a day, then not so much.

Also: carrots, potatoes, and melons will all benefit from a tool with the Fortune enchantment. You'll get much higher yields, for much more emeralds, and much more money.

DUDE!! I AM PLANTING A WHOLE BETA TOWN WITH CARROTS AND POTATOES NOW!!!

Yeah, about that. It turns out that villagers will only take so many trades before they stop. You can often wait a few minutes and they'll trade again, but... and I don't understand the mechanics on this, I'm only reporting what I've seen... after doing this several times, they stop taking that trade for what seems to be hours. So, planting a ton of one or two crops won't do you much good unless you can also find a ton of villagers (if you do, /msg me!); you'll just be left with a giant pile of whatever you farmed.

So, if you're going to be a small farmer, specialization is fine, but if you want to scale up, you really need to diversify.

Some special comments on:

Nether wart: Every once in a while you might find a shop that'll take it, but honestly, with all the people who are all-in on this stuff, and the fact that you only need a little to brew potions, there's not much market demand. So, once you're done replanting, the best way to make money with your excess is to go to /pwarp igotwarts and plant it there. That'll bump your yields up by an extra 1.75 per stalk (plus your level bonus). Also, no matter what you're doing, nether wart should be part of the mix, because having it boosts your farming levels faster, which benefits all your other crops, too.

Sugar cane: The numbers used here assume a yield of 80%, which is based on a complicated farming pattern that most people are unlikely to use, instead favoring a pattern that yields 67%. Also, the numbers assume you break all three blocks individually, then replant the bottom one. Who farms it this way? Who wants to? For $34.5 measly meebles? Forget it. Yes, sugar cane has good value in villager trades, but forget about using it to boost your farm value. Just farm it the usual way, breaking the middle stalk, and letting the top one fall free on its own. Better yet: automate it.

Cactus: This suffers from the same farming problem as sugar cane, only it's worse, because no tool breaks it quickly (you can use up an axe, but it's still not faster than your hand), server lag means you end up rebreaking the same pieces over and over again, when a block reappears it'll damage you (and use up your armor if you're wearing it), lots of the farmed blocks will be destroyed when it touches another cactus block, and the stuff has limited market appeal... honestly, there are no reasons why cactus should be part of your farming mix. It's a worthless nightmare.

Melon: As noted above, the stuff grows at a great rate, and the yield is influenced by a Fortune enchantment, so don't count it out because of the low numbers here. If you're going to check your farm frequently, your yields will be a lot higher than shown here. It's not farmed nearly as much as some of the others, too, so you might get better value selling it to a shop than trading it for meebles.

Pumpkin: Like melon, it grows fast, so busy farmers will make more money, and there are some trades to be made in the marketplace at better rates than emerald trading. Even better... grab a stick, put a piece of coal on it, and you've got four torches that will get you four jack o' lanterns. There are some very good prices on those in shops.

ETA: Wheat: The numbers used here indicate the Farming job paying 1 meeble plus level bonus for breaking a wheat block, as listed in the /jobs info farmer. That isn't actually happening at the moment, and it isn't paying anything. I've filed a bug report. It's still tradeable to villagers, though, and it can also have applications if you decide to branch out into other industries. Wanna farm chickens? Butcher villagers take raw chicken for emeralds. Those wheat seeds will come in handy there.

 

1.) Make your first Dice really high like 3 Million right off the bat
2.) If you lose twice don't worry!! Keep dicing and you will win it back
3.) If you get really High Numbers on one game don't worry those odds will carry over to the next game!!
4.) If you are in a winning streak in one world, Just dice in a different world as to not break the streak.
5.) If you're out of Money, Don't fret. Take it out of your Town Bank!!
6.) Also loans work fantastically as well!!
7.) Make Dicing your only form of income!!

Follow these rules and you will end up as a Hobo on the edge of Spawn living out of a box begging for Meebles from Noobs in no time

 

Ok, so some of you know about @Ducksfanwaterloo and him getting banned recently
(appeal: http://meepcraft.com/threads/ducksfanwaterloos-ban-appeal-not-again.33432)

For people that are good pvpers themselves, most of them can see that he's most likely a pro pvper, and not a hacker. So I decided to make this thread, and make a list with as many ways as possible to see who's a hacker and who's a pro. To prevent too many people getting an unfair ban.

How to spot a pro:
1. Look at where the player is aiming, if he's aiming low (torso and legs) it's most likely a pro. If he aims for the head it's most likely to be a hacker, since most hacks are designed to hit the head to get critical hits.

2. If there is a lot more knockback than it should be, look if there is any lag. Because if a server is lagging, you can deal 2-4 hits without the person receiving the knockback as normal, but all at once. The result can end in a non-enchanted sword knocking a person up to 15 blocks away.

3. Even if he's head suddenly turn, this is not really a sign of aimbot/force-field. Most of the good pvpers use a high sensitivity and therefore they can easily move 90 degrees (or more) instantly, it can also be because a lot of good pvpers play in third person.

4. If they turn at you instantly after you've hit them, it can be a good pvper that can see where you are based of what direction he's being pushed by the knockback.

5. If you're being hit, but he's just out of you're reach it can be two things that's happening. A. You're walking backwards, if you walk backwards you're reach is reduced by 1 block. B. Since most good pvpers have a high click-ratio, witch makes them hit you as soon as you're inside their reach, making it look like they have a longer reach than you.

How to spot a hacker:
1. If he aims at the head, and get lot's of hits in. It's more likely to be a hacker than a pro.

2. If the player instantly turns before you hit him, it's more likely to be a hacker.

3. If a player always hit the closest person or is changing aim (if he moves his head a lot in different directions to the closes person) for every time he hits. It's a hacker

4. If all players around him is hit simultaneously, it IS a hacker. (Note: This applies when 2 or 3 players+ gang up on him/her)


If you have any more, please post them bellow and I'll add them to the lists.