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I warned you.
I'm sure you knew that trashing and bullying staff and pointing out everyone you dislike's mistakes is a nono.
You have been told several times to stop over the past several days.
You have been banned for this in the past.
You know that what you were doing was wrong. You know that you should have stopped.
Pretending you did nothing wrong will not help you here.

 

That is incredibly good I will suggest we change to that for some days

 

My dream job is to be payed millions for food testing.

 

pfft you helped

Do I think I should have been given a chance? Yes. Do I think I'm ready? Very.
I need to prove to other people I'm ready too. Even through any bias there are some issues there.

My only problem right now is that I'm haven't been told my reasons. Which is something easily solved - I'll message cooleys on TS later.

See you next month with another go.

 

heyyy I joined 9 years ago today thanks goodbye

thanks @Fuzzlr love u

love frank

 

I am tripsbee, it is cold outside so make sure you wear a jacket.
Thx for coming to my ted talk.

 

Current Compass:


For Reference:




Unhappy with your position? not bothered changing it.
Wanna be added? Lemme know and if there's space, you're in. If not soz.

"oh my gawd it says I'm like hitler omfg" Sorry, that position was determined without looking at the political leaders chart for reference. If you are in that position, then well that's likely what you're aligned with with how you act. Sorry.

 

Care to do meepcraft a solid and actually address these things? @CluelessKlutz

If that’s too much to ask, care to explain why you like that post?

9/8/20 Edit: I am looking for a public facing statement to the entire community from you boss, something we can hold you accountable to.

 

helo and welcome back to this episode of the cooey3 chronicle it is finally here after much anticipation and i am glad you are reading have fun

Favorite color
okay last episode has poll favorite color and it is 3 way tie between orange red and blue that is cool
it is notable that 2 people voted for hipster color indigo and violet so they must be hipster
answer this time poll and make sure to vote for correct answer

Epic things that happen within this day
it is important to annoucne that peero is no longer richest I am actually richest except for MudJ

no one like mudj it is very sad
poor mudj just trying to do his best
next richest is @Homer455 who has thankfully changed his name back to homer455

homer is setting up a shop but he steals from katronica so katronica and him have a feud they might fight eachother i dont know
apparently everyone has a dog

Other event
cooey3 lake is better than @Meznik lake he does not ahve as many cod as me so i am better

image of emperormeznik fishing at his lake even though it isnt a very good lake

katronica the hot egirl swimming in lake

cooey3 lake is good it has more cod than meznik lake


Staff member
@_Peero_ is self designated helper
MudJ is supreme leader
@PandaBear711 excepted for media we will see how he does

Other picture
homer455 house



Interview with Emperormeznik
in today episode we interview emperormeznik he is a guy
Are you ready for the interview?
yes
How are you doing?
im doing ok cooey3
Do you like the cooey3 chronicles?
yes a lot i love thme a lot
Why are you on a lake?
because i love lake
Cool cause Minnesota is the land of a thousand lakes
yes
Are you having fun?
yes
How much fun on a scale of 1-10?
8.9
wait
no
9.3
Thats a pretty good score.
ur a pretty good score
Thanks for the interview emperormeznik
anything for you cooey3

Bean
this educational setgment of cooey3 chronicle is about bean

What are bean
you eat bean
When were beans discovered
10,000 years ago in Argentina
How long do beans live
2 or 3 years
How many types of beans
40,000


thjank you this episode of beans was s ponsored by cooey3 chronicles


thank you for watching this episode of cooey3 chronicles
like comment subscribe for more thinking in thoughts and enlightenment

the next issue of the cooey3 chronicles will be released when I feel like it
This issue was created by:
@cooey

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special thanks to:
@Meznik @Katronica @_Peero_ @Homer455 @MegaStufOreo @Liam @Exiarules and most importantly MudJ who is so kind to have let us all live

 

Hellow all!

Recently we have decided to accept feedback and suggestions in the form of Google forms. Our first survey is now available! We'd love to see hear your thoughts on the tutorial system so we can improve it together

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MeepCraft Tutorial Guides

Edit: The winner of 10k skulls or 50k meebles (your choice) will be announced on the 7th on June! Good luck guys

Thanks,
MeepCraft Staff.

 

Why has there been no given statement for the server being in this state, is it because the members will be mocked or has there literally been no progress from "api being worked on" either way it's apauling to see the server like this.

Much love Meepers, may you have a positive finish to 2019 ✌️✌️

 

i ain't dead yet baby. hope you're all doing well mwah mwah

 

This trailer showcases the spawn of MeepCraft! /warp spawn to check it out!

Creator's note: This is the third trailer I've made. Added cinematic black bars to add special effect and started using shaky camera and floating camera effects. The multiple clips in a few seconds was the hardest part to edit due to the fact that I need to record multiple clips. So far, this is the trailer with the most clips required. I hope you appreciate my 10 hours of work! Enjoy!

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Hope you like it. Got the footages for two hours, edited the footages for eight hours, and rendered it for half an hour.

Special thanks to @DrHippie, @LargeUnit, and @MrCabanski!

 

Hornemans has been unbanned. After numerous violations regarding alt abuse, he has miraculously returned. All of the staff have refused to talk about the situation. Recognize that his balance has not been wiped and that he has injected more meebles in to the economy than Viperfan17 who remains banned for another form of cheating meebles in to the economy.

Why has he been unbanned? The people demand an explanation.

 

Monthly Economic Report - April 2018

Server Donations: $926
Daily Average: $31

START-MONTH: $259,268,455
END-MONTH: $274,441,724
DIFF: +15,173,269
INCR: +5.6%

VOTE-TOTAL-AFTER-TAXES: +27,330,500
INCR: +10.5%

TAX-TOTAL: -17,519,500
INCR: -6.8%

SPECIAL-TOTAL: -6,300,000
INCR: -2.4%

March 31st: 3255
April 30th: 2935
Difference: -320
New Players Registered: +204
Inactive Players Removed: -524

RESIDENTS-TOWN: 1447
HOMELESS-BUMS: 1488

Hornemans Economic Report - April 2018
H-SOM: $7,215,630
H-EOM: $9,903,030
DIFF: +2,687,400
INCR: +37.2%

Monthly Wealth Report - April 2018
Economy Balance: 274m
Economy Players: 2,935
Average Player Balance: 93k
Median Player Balance: 250k
Mode Player Balance: 275k

So let me explain the above chart a bit more. So 50% of the players have 0-3k meebles, 32% of the players have 3-10k meebles, 1.4% of the players have 500k-1m meebles in their balance [Dark Purple], only 0.2% of the players have 5-10m meebles in their balance [Orange], and 0.1% players have 15m meebles in their balance [Sliver] "to left of orange", all others are displayed on the chart.

On the above chart, you can see that baltop 1 players are one fire with ~92m meebles, Baltop 2-5 have a combined total of ~82m meebles, and baltop 6+ have combined total of 101m meebles.

On the above chart, the top 3 players (0.1%) have 18% of the economic balance, the top 10 players (0.3%) have 38% of the economic balance, and the top 20 players (0.7%) have 50% of the economic balance.​

If you think anything should be added to this report please let me know!


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Hello all, i'd like to report CluelessKlutz for not only spamming our chat, but using innapropriate language. He was in creative at this time, and his first offence was the misspelling of the world "explosives." He then preceded to use the informal word "lol" WITHOUT capitalizing the first letter. Both sentences did not end in a period.

 

I have arrived. The one and only, Chirp. I am alive and well and now that I am here? It is about to get S I C K E N I N G. Role out the red carpets, point the spotlight and bring the cameras!









Anyways, now that I'm done being white, I am back for god knows how long. I've been gone for like a year now I think (Although my friend has been using my account) and I am blessing y'all with my presence again. You are welcome.

L8er

 

The server has been up for close to two weeks, and before we jumpstart into the servers first month anniversary, lets review the economy and detirmine what's going well and what's not.

Where's the economy now?
Status: For the first weeks of the server, an influx of materials such as ores, gems, and enchanted tools were brought into the economy because of the profitability producing goods in an environment where not many people have a stable enough income to purchase services. As people are gaining enough money to start towns, town owners will purchase building blocks for their towns and will show the first real "demand" for goods meepcraft has seen yet.

Is this a healthy economy?
Very much so. Since minecraft is a place where necessities such as food, shelter, and transportation are not necessary and don't need to be purchased, the production of goods will almost always be more than the demand for them. Demand for goods, as said in the last paragraph, will rise to normal levels when towns develop. The hard work of the staff team has ensured that extremely profitable methods of making money, such as pre nerf fishing, don't make their way into the economy again


What should I do with my diamonds?
The best thing to do is to hoard them and wait for a market of diamonds to develop. Almost surely, someone who made millions off selling ranks will buy loads of diamond blocks to use on extravagant displays of wealth. When this happens, diamonds will temporarily become very expensive and will provide an opportune time to sell them. Although this is just pure speculation, there is no doubt in my mind that a better diamond price will develop in the future, making selling diamonds now a waste of potential. Only sell if you need immediate money.

What's the best way to make money right now?
Even though the economy has just started to develop, many diverse avenues of money making can turn out profitable. Here's some professions to name a few.
-Enchanting
-Building
-Mining
-Herbalism/Fishing

Try being creative, and expanding into niche markets people may have forgotten about (selling netherrack, endstone).

Happy Mining, Meep!

 

January 2016: PlatonicAscend (Pseudo) rejoins the server after being inactive and buys his firs t pwarp, /pwarp godshop. He doesn't sell god items yet, but he certainly bought and sold many things.

February 2016: PlatonicAscend begins to expand the horizons. On Feb. 23 (His birthday) he acquires /pwarp mall and a huge mansion build. This marks his first pwarp and first substantial build.

March 2016: PlatonicAscend makes meep's largest coal farm and mass-produces coal blocks for villager trading. Additionally, he wins 1,000,000 from /warp events. He's not quite established yet, but he has a firmer stance in the ground.

April 2016: PlatonicAscend meets up with @Amunherkhepeshef (Spider_strike) and they make a town together. You know what else happened? /warp shop changes. He came up with what is his most successful idea in his time on the server: Automatic Witch farms to sell gunpowder towards. He starts with 20 witch spawners, but he didn't get them alone. Rather, he got them from MattIsAPerson. Little did he know that he would become good friends with him.

May 2016: This is truly when PseudoCorp was established. On May 11th, PlatonicAscend had bought /pwarp shop from Captaincluckerz from 11 million. During this month, he expanded greatly on his witch farm and by the end of may, had a witch farm with over 140 spawners. PlatonicAscend changes his name to PseudoGod and on that day, had officially declared PseudoCorp in his new beta build (An old build by Dem0G0rgon).

June 2016: PseudoGod had been banned for the first few weeks of this month, but in the last month had built a second witch farm with Matt and had also expanded both farms to hold 228 spawners. The two farms made a combined profit of about 3.5 million a day.

July 2016: Also the month of greatest expansion. PseudoGod had bought /pwarp store, market, villagers, villager, market, marketplace, sale, ores, food, spawners, god, and some misc. pwarps. In this month alone, he had earned about 170 million, with about 50 million coming directly from the pwarps.

Early August 2016: /pwarp guardians was established, and was one of the best ideas Pseudo had. It outearned not only every other pwarp, but almost matched the witch farms, without having to manually sell anything! PseudoCorp was at its height in this period, earning 4 million on a bad day and 9 million on a great day, without any risk. As gamma reset, PseudoCorp was worth in excess of 250 million + 300 million in matt's account; Almost half a billion meebles.

August 2016-Dec. 2016: PseudoGod + friends rebuilt pseudocorp in gamma with some decent success. PseudoGod and Inexxer both buy Ultimate during their time as Helper.

January- The Downfall of PseudoCorp: Every member except Hotep had been exposed to have been using cheats. As a result, the entirety of PseudoCorp was wiped, and Hotep remains to be the only one still unbanned.

Also in January 2017:

Will PseudoCorp rise again? Time is a telling mistress. However, it leaves a meep legacy regardless.