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sweetheart
no

 

You're talking to a whole bunch of 12 year olds on a minecraft server. Were you expecting something else?

 

a hospital

 

Sounds like Deljikho had a decent idea for once. I'll be there!

 

As soon as I see an nhjed thread I always look forward to the irrelevant poll. I was not disappointed.

 

Thanks for reminding me no girls want me

 

I'd just place item frames all over the place with Danny DeVito on them.

--- Double Post Merged, Jul 6, 2016, Original Post Date: Jul 6, 2016 ---

Side note: my suggestion to remove capital letters filter in /msg was denied because it could be abused, while this one is accepted even though you could literally display pornography anywhere.

 

It shoots the server in the foot when it is un-accepting to new players.

 

Appreciation for all the staff that worked on the update, and have been working relentlessly to actively resolve bug reports.

Big shoutout to @BooBear1227 who has helped me a ton already, and I’m sure all the other admins / techs are already working hard to help others as well.

This is by far the most tech progress the server has seen since relaunch in 2017 (possibly even more because the relaunch didn’t require every plugin to be reconfigured to my knowledge), and I really hope it’s worth it.

In a week or so when everything is completely stabilized (for the most part) a mass email would probably draw some attention back to the server. All this hard work should bring some players back

Thank you again for improving the server. Love y’all

 

7 years. 2555 days, 61320 hours, 3.6 million minutes, 2.2 hundred million seconds. Meepcraft has, throughout its time as a server, never produced a thread, or any content for that matter, better than this. In two pages, it had it all, sadness, laugh, and rage fuel potent enough to make you want to commit jihad (smiling cowboy emoji). As Meepcraft nears its final moments, let us pause and pay homage to this thread of Meepcraft, our little baby we nurtured through this long and arduous journey. This is the story of us.

A Letter to my Depression

The thread begins with _MacintoshWave writing a letter to his depression. In preparing for this post, I actually read the letter in its entirety and discovered that its extremely f***ing frustrating. Its written like a stupid middle aged white woman winetaster possessed the body of Shakespiricles to write the most self absorbed letter imaginable. Nothing about it is deep or endearing, its just designed to be meaningless fluff to earn internet points for being incredibly deep on Meepcraft. He can't be blamed for this though, lets face it MrsMegan was hot and we all wanted to impress her (smiling cowboy emoji).

Of course, people are quick to question why this thread is in their children's block game forum website. With many replies being posted quickly, this thread easily cements itself as the most pressing topic in Meepcraft's proverbial water cooler conversation bulletin. Some offered criticisms at the letter, critizing specific passages in the letter that eerily seemed copy pasted from KlutchDecal's pathetic ban reasons(we hate mods) , while others offered sympathy.

But not Lilstokes. To the untrained eye, Lilstokes may seem subhuman, but ask any Meephistorian and they will tell you that he is simply more human than us. He posts an image that speaks to our souls and takes our spirit on a journey to Flavor Heaven. We look at Guy Fieri, and Guy Fieri looks back. Upon viewing this image again, a tear streamed down my face. I really, really, really wanted to be The Guy.

Enter Kwagscraft, He's a good dude. He probably feels bad that we're all going ham (halal ham of course smiling cowboy emoji) and writes a sentence of encouragement to OP that, inadvertently, made the entire thread.

It didn't even take a minute. For all we know, Lilstokes could have been staring at the screen waiting for this to happen. Maybe he knew it would happen. But all we know is, the second Kwagscraft posts this, Lilstokes quotes the sentence of encouragement, not offering a word of commentary.

"Stay strogn".

It was over. From that moment on, the thread becomes legendary. The thread becomes absolute flame war as millions desperately try to grasp onto Lilstoke's spilling mana to take some for themselves. Words, some hurtful in hindsight, are said in the commotion. The original poster, in a fit of rage, insults me after I leave a pretty Gooigi-tier hate comment (smiling Doug Bowser emoji) on the tread. Upon reading it, I was terrified. I was the first to know the mistake he made.

Lilstokes descends again. He quotes a phrase said in his insult of me, and, in the first time in the thread, actually types out a singular emoticon for us to read.

"are you retared?" :^)

What gets me so worked up is that this thread, despite everything it was, could've been so much more. In two pages, we saw the death of the sun and the birth of the new one. But of course, the mods had to join. To make a long story short, Miku locks the thread.

I hate @Miku . I'm not just saying that. I absolutely detest Miku. Reading his stupid response on the thread literally makes my blood boil more than any holocaust documentary I have ever watched (I'm also Jewish where it counts). Miku calls us all immature. Did he forget to read his signature?

"You are my Senpai , My only Senpai, You give me Doki and Shades Of Grey <3, You'll never notice me, But I still love you <3, You're Sugoi, Kawaii Desu Ne~ ♥
I'm a seraph who, with a smile sketched onto my mask, embraces everything with my wings, even deceitful love.
This is my last serenade, I feel you as you fall away, This is my last serenade, From yourself you can't run away.
Watch your tongue, ill have it cut from your head."

Reading this is worse than anything I've ever done. I'm so happy you're forgotten Miku. I haven't heard a soul utter your name ever since you left the server. You wanna know what the saddest thing about you is? Nothing about you is unique. You're just another idiot with an anime profile picture. Copy paste personality. This thread was incredibly fun, but you had to lock it to assert your authority in some stupid block game server because your peiner is small. I hope you Sugoi Kawaii Desu Ne in hell.

 

Hey guys, I don't even know if I'm remembered here at this point. I'm Qwikin, been playing since back in 2013, I'm sure at least one person remembers me.

I got into contact with some old friends very recently (quite literally an hour ago) and it made me wanna come back to say hi. I remember my login, so...hi.

It's really surreal coming back here after so long to what used to be my favorite thing to do in the whole world. I loved these forums, I loved the people, and I still love the people (and the server too, I guess, idk I was a social boy).

How's everyone been, how are things, what's life like in what I assume are the twilight years of what is honestly the most beautiful community a minecraft server has ever seen.

 

Just wanted to let you guys know (pretty short notice) that starting on the 16th (this saturday) I'll be away from Meep for about a month and a half. To be pretty brief, I'm going to be heading to Israel to personally punch terrorists on the front line do some work with a volunteer group on an orphanage building project.
I felt like I needed to do something a little different this summer and have a bit of an adventure, but I'm going to miss being on Meep a lot during that time. Until I started thinking about being away for so long I didn't realize how much this community means in my daily life. <3 u guys
I'll be back on as usual around August 3rd-5th ish with some fresh israeli sand for ya'll to snack on.


to all my sarcasm immune buddies out there i wont be close to any sort of combat (sadly)

 

Once upon a time, there was a lonely cow called Bob. Spongey was on her boat travelling around the river until she came across Bob. Bob looked miserable. Tears welled up in his eyes, a croak in his voice (no, he was not a frog) and slowly pacing back and forth on the green terrain.

Spongey felt tears welling up in her eyes too, so decided to take Bob on her adventures. She pushed Bob into her boat, and off they went! Until a few minutes later, Spongey's friend Grevous had showed up on the boat. Within seconds, Bob disappeared.

"Where's Bob?" Spongey asked Grevous. Grevous gave her a smug smile. Spongey found a piece of raw beef and a piece of leather in her inventory.

Bob was gone.

 

im glad that staff began to realize that creating that subforum is basically asking for drama

so lets give them a round of applause

farewells threads by themselves are just cries for attentions and making a specific place for them not only encourages it, but just makes it seem all the more goofy

and you guys should archive it instead of deleting it... i just lost like 30 likes come on...

 

Hey guys.

Much to my regret, I've decided to leave the staff team. It has been such a pleasure working with you guys. I personally think I've improved so much since the last time I was helper, and I just love it. I just feel that since I am in year 11, we have important exams and assesments coming up and Meep is taking my time away. Before I go to bed I always play Meep, even when I wake up I play Meep, straight after school I play Meep. I'm probably going to delete Minecraft from my computer, keeping my account though, so I do not get distracted. I may come back to visit. Even though I am getting Ultimate today, I will get that and see how it is like blah blah, then leave. I will pass on my town to my co mayor. I wish you all the best of luck, I'll miss you so much. But I will be on forums occassionally.

To the current staff team, you are amazing. You give so much support to your peers in the team and it's just so delightful to be part of it. Keep being strong, make this server amazing.

To the future community, I know you are all so awesome, you've been so nice to each other. Just keep that in mind.

So, goodbye.

 

http://meepcraft.com/threads/remove-caps-filter-in-msg.55028/

That is by far, without a fathomable doubt, the dumbest excuse I have ever seen in my entire life for anything, ever.

Removing the caps filter:

-Able to post links. Actually Jess, you might not believe this, but Meepcrafters like to send eachother links, not just to staff.
-Able to use acronyms, and you are able to freely use a private chat without restrictions

Honestly, I'm pretty sure caps in messaging is a basic human right.

Staff, please either accept this or find a worthy excuse to shoot this out of the water

 

That elbow is getting dangerously close to being on the table you uncultured swine.

 

@Fuzzlr You keep meepcraft original. You make it so we don't turn into a server that is exactly the same.
@Coelho My anime buddy Amazing with tech and keeping the server alive.
@KlutchDecals You are an amazing person and an extremely hard worker. You strive to make new ideas and you don't quit even when it gets difficult! <3
@Sjoeppappentrap You have stayed loyal to meepcraft for a very long time. You know how to run the staff team and what is best for it. Even if the decisions are difficult.
@XChaosZeroX My favorite supermod! I was waiting so long for them to promote you. You have the brain and the heart to make the server great! I can't wait to see what you will do as admin!
@Deljikho You are very easy to talk to and made an amazing training system. A hard worker for sure.
@Jess_4Ds You come to all of my suggestion meetings ready to help. I love how much work we get done together Stay awesome!
@PainCakexx1997 One of the funniest people I know. You are very fun to talk to, but is extremely serious when you need to be.
@Cookieman513 You are always on top of modreqs whenever I am on the server. You try to make it to every meeting and is just really nice!
@junelawnchaired You make it to all of my suggestion meetings as well! You are very serious and a hard worker. I love how much we can really get completed in less than an hour!
@Kling Easily one of the nicest people I know. You brighten my day whenever I hear you talk!
@Klitcher I know we don't exactly get along very well, but you are very well liked by everyone and is super nice once you get to know you.
@Miku You are really funny and keep us from accepting every suggestion!
@Summers You are very similar to june. You are at almost every meeting and a very hard worker.
@Versus I have had no experiences with you tbh, but I do know that you are a really hard worker and super kind. A lot of people love you
@xXAdotXx You seem to get along with everyone on the team. Whenever I hear you talk on ts my day gets a little better
@2004grevous You are amazing in every way lol! You like the same anime and you do a lot of modreqs <3
@BluChuPikaBoo One of my favorite people on the server. You are a super hard worker and one of the funniest and nicest people there is! Keep it up <3
@Fortemizuki I have not really had any experiences with you either. Your interview was really good. I can't wait to see what you will do as staff!
@GingerManOWNS I have had no experiences with you either :/
@LadyCass You help so much and you are really an amazing helper. You come to as many meetings as possible and you just love to help! Can't wait to write that halo tutorial
@xSpongey You are also one of the nicest people I know. You are kind to everyone. You also learn more about the staff team every day. Always willing to help out!
@_Peridonyx_ Same thing with forte. I can't wait to see what you will do!
@DBLOSEVN Amazing tech. You get so much done and it is truly impressive. Keep on meeping!
@andrewrobins I have seen some of your builds. Wow... You are really impressive!
@DeerlandingXD You are loved by almost everyone and I know you are super sweet!
@Oldchopper Your builds are also extremely impressive. I know you have true architect talent!
@Bloopers Your videos are super creative and really fun to watch. You even try to help out with jobs that media people don't do. You are a hard worker and a very creative person.
@Bluapol Your videos make my jaw drop. They are very well produced and look very professional.
@Cooleysworld You gave all 3 of my interviews. You know what is best for meep and you love the community. You get so much work done that it is scary! Keep it up!
@DianaB72 You are so nice and so fun to talk to. I miss you as admin Keep on talking to us please and keep on playing meep!