[FG] A .... is chasing you!

Skittleblend

I eat her up

a man with... problems is chasing you and is rolling his eyes all the time and his tongue is sticking out.

LadyCassandra

I would run to a wall, wait for him to catch up to me, and right before he attacks I step to the side and watch him helplessly follow the laws of physics and get his face smashed to the wall. Sorry I'm so violent
@metr0n0me is chasing you xD

metr0n0me

I'm chasing myself? Okay...

A...I have no imagination...spider is chasing you.

LadyCassandra

To use a diamond sword...? Nah i'll just go with a frying pan.
The shadow of the Dark Knight is chasing you.

Homer455

*shanks shadow of the dark knight* get rekt

Homer is now chasing you.

LadyCassandra

Run up a hill! Wait for Homer to catch up. Step aside, watch him roll down the other side. The end.
Herobrine is chasing you.

metr0n0me

Herobrine is imaginary.
What even is a Herobrine?

*homer gets up and resumes chasing you*

LadyCassandra

Theoretically, depending on how steep the hill is, Homer would've broken his neck now.
Uh...I don't know much about Homer, actually.. Sends his wife to stop him..?
The Admins' and Fuzzlr's giant statues start chasing you.

lordusan

You rek them with flint and steel because they're mainly wool

@KlutchDecals amazing statue is chasing you.

LadyCassandra

I remind the statue that it's not worthy of getting a big one yet. It's sad now. Wait, it has no armor! I take that as an advantage. Using a bow and a couple arrows, I quickly shoot it down and it's gone.
Hand sanitizer is chasing you.

Skittleblend

I would run to a wall, wait for him to catch up to me, and right before he attacks I step to the side and watch him helplessly follow the laws of physics and get his face smashed to the wall. Sorry I'm so violent
@metr0n0me is chasing you xD
~ @LadyCassandra

that meen to disabld peepl

what is hand sanitizer

lordusan

Ill take @LadyCassandra 's
You burn the hand sanitizer and watch its pretty blue flames

Every single mob alive on meepcraft is following you, and you are too laggy (or should I say eggplanty) to move.

LadyCassandra

^Imma legit try that sometime, blue flames sounds fun xD
I get disconnected unwillingly for internet problems. The mobs can deal with me later when I'm a little less laggy.
Now Internet problems chase you.

lordusan

You destroy internet problems using bad wifi

A white minivan with a sign that says free candy is chasing you

LadyCassandra

Assuming it's at a high speed, stop, wait for it to catch up, then step to the side. *reference to Ryan Higa video, go watch it*
The car has trouble ramming you as it can only turn so far whereas you are more maneuverable.
Justin Bieber is chasing you.

lordusan

You get a bunch of 10 year old girls to mob him

A chemistry teacher is chasing you with a propane torch.

CaveSpiderSam

I throw magnesium ribbon into the propane, which acts like a flashbang, momentarily blinding him, and turn his torch on him.
A truck full of cave spider spawners is chasing you.

Skittleblend

I use gaben power to create half life 3 and equalling in gordon freeman pwning them b1g time.
an asian man with a mug is following you!!!11111!!1!121!!1

LadyCassandra

Is that supposed to be some sort of racist joke...
Welp, I'm Asian. I pour some tea into his mug and hope he enjoys it. #AsiansFTW
Some kidnappers are chasing you.

lordusan

You kidnap the kidnappers. Yes it's possible

An alien with a ray gun is chasing you

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