Kidnap said sponge and use it to wash dog poo off of the soles of my boots.
The large Caucasian Sheppard that made said poo is now chasing you because what you thought was it's poo was actually it's dinner. Now it's eyes are set on you. You have no guns, no food for bribery, your boots are still off and unlaced and you are living in Phoenix Arizona so barefoot is not an option. *your move*
