CluelessKlutz Granted, but you also get chronic lag :]I wish for education for the stupid~ @meowmeow01Granted, but then you are stupid by comparison.I wish for faster internet.
Pluto258 I wish for faster internet. ~ @CluelessKlutzGranted, but it is only faster when you are asleep.I wish for quicker reactions.
ajlpikachu Granted but you cannot cope with the speed and burn your muscles out trying to do so.I wish to have the power to control time.
Pluto258 Granted, but the world gets stuck in a super slow speed and you go crazy.I to be better at writing.
legendcaleb Granted, but you lose it because it's too small.I wish for an unlimited supply of pasta.~ @PeeroGranted, but it's 100 years old.I wish to go back in time two years
Peero Granted, but it turns out to be the size of canada and weighs thousands of pounds, killing you instantly.I wish for a way to teleport using technology
ajlpikachu Granted but it requires more electricity than all of earth will ever have.I wish for a better a pie with pi slices.
SpongeyStar Granted but your math teacher ate all the piesI wish I can get excellence in every subject this year
Ranger0203 I wish I can get excellence in every subject this year~ @SpongeyStarGranted, but you spend so much time studying that your friends stop hanging out with you.I wish I could become 3 in (like, 7.7 cm for you U.S. customary challenged) tall whenever I wanted.
SpongeyStar Granted, but you spend so much time studying that your friends stop hanging out with you.I wish I could become 3 in (like, 7.7 cm for you U.S. customary challenged) tall whenever I wanted.~ @Ranger0203Granted but someone 'accidentally' stood on you when you were 7.7cm >:)
Pluto258 Granted, but then you try to do everything at once and get nothing accomplished because you are constantly switching tasks.I wish I could instantly learn Python (programming language).
twomoo1119 Granted but then the government would try you for hacking the pentagon.I wish I could be more bovine
MoonlitMadness Granted but then the government would try you for hacking the pentagon.I wish I could be more bovine~ @twomoo1119Granted, but the butcher chops you up and cooks youI wish that I had my own oboe
