[FG] Corrupt A Wish

Llamazon

Granted, but the restaurant ran out of shredded cheddar and put melted kraft singles still in the plastic on top of them instead

I wish I knew how to skateboard

Ranger0203

Granted, but you broke both your arms, both your legs, and are severely concussed. And you got a splinter in your thumb.

I wish school wasn't boring.

Pluto258

I wish school wasn't boring.
~ @Ranger0203

Granted, but it is made not boring by adding random death traps in the hallways, so you and your friends all die.

I wish that my exercise-seat ball was the right height for my desk.

CluelessKlutz

Granted, but it is made not boring by adding random death traps in the hallways, so you and your friends all die.
I wish that my exercise-seat ball was the right height for my desk.
~ @Pluto258

Granted, but then the height for every desk is raised.

I wish Mojang did not have any rules regarding server monetization.

j32400

Granted, but then the height for every desk is raised.
I wish Mojang did not have any rules regarding server monetization.
~ @CluelessKlutz

Granted, but there are no rules of any kind, causing society to descend into anarchy and tons of criminals who were arested for downloading music from YouTube to be released back into the world. Thus bankrupting artists and forcing them to turn to lives of crime. Your family is then murdered by Brendon Urie in a robbery gone bad.

I wish that world hunger didn't exist.

Marshy_88

Granted, but then they remove the solution like Meep.

I wish I could sleep in longer

j32400

Granted, but you sleep forever. You're dead.

I wish that no one would corrupt this wish.

CluelessKlutz

Granted, but you sleep forever. You're dead.
I wish that no one would corrupt this wish.
~ @j32400

Granted, but then you get run over by a minivan before you can make the wish.

Granted, but there are no rules of any kind, causing society to descend into anarchy and tons of criminals who were arested for downloading music from YouTube to be released back into the world. Thus bankrupting artists and forcing them to turn to lives of crime. Your family is then murdered by Brendon Urie in a robbery gone bad.
I wish that world hunger didn't exist.
~ @j32400

Just curious, why would criminals arrested for Youtube piracy be released because Mojang didn't have the EULA?

Anyways, I wish for more Death Stars that can't blow up.

j32400

Granted, but then you get run over by a minivan before you can make the wish.
Just curious, why would criminals arrested for Youtube piracy be released because Mojang didn't have the EULA?
Anyways, I wish for more Death Stars that can't blow up.
~ @CluelessKlutz

Because there are no rules or laws of aNY kind. Total Anarchy.

Pluto258

Anyways, I wish for more Death Stars that can't blow up.
~ @CluelessKlutz

Granted, but none of their weapons do anything because they might blow up.

I wish that a bag of money would fall from the sky.

CluelessKlutz

Granted, but none of their weapons do anything because they might blow up.
I wish that a bag of money would fall from the sky.
~ @Pluto258

Granted, but it falls into my lap instead.

I wish for Jar Jar Binks to live on Alderaan during A New Hope.

Marshy_88

Granted, but it falls into my lap instead.
I wish for Jar Jar Binks to live on Alderaan during A New Hope.
~ @CluelessKlutz

Granted, but he was on vacation in Tatoine.

I wish I owned a city

CluelessKlutz

Granted, but he was on vacation in Tatoine.
I wish I owned a city
~ @Marshy_88

Granted, but this is where Jar Jar comes for his vacation, so he breaks it.

I wish for Jabba the Hutt to throw Jar Jar in The Great Pit of Carkoon.

Marshy_88

Granted but just before he dies his mind swaps with you and he laughs as you are slowly eaten alive

I wish I was hit by a car

CaveSpiderSam

Granted, but you survive.
I wish I could complete all the homeworks I'll ever get at once.

Pluto258

I wish I could complete all the homeworks I'll ever get at once.
~ @CaveSpiderSam

Granted, but you don't learn anything and fail the test.

I wish I could draw dragons better.

~Peper~

Granted, but you can only draw better dragons once.

I wish I had ten boxes of pizzas to eat.

CaveSpiderSam

Granted, but they were all loaded with ghost chillies and you are left in the hospital with an ice pack in your mouth.

I wish I could even.

Pluto258

I wish I could even.
~ @CaveSpiderSam

Granted, but the wish-granter doesn't understand what that means, so he blows you up instead. Btw, ice doesn't really help with chili burn, buttered bread is a lot better.

I wish I had perfect shotcalling in video games.

meowmeow01

Granted, but you also get chronic lag :]

I wish for education for the stupid

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