Two penguins are in a bath tub... one looks to the other and says "soap".
Why was 5 afraid of seven?
Because six seven eight. -yoda
~ @PhoenixPuppy
NO
NO
NO
IT GOES
Two seals were sitting in a bathtub full of WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM crisco, when one seal turns to the other and says,
"Hey, can you pass the soap?"
TO WHICH, the other replies,
"What do I look like, I typewriter?!!?"
If someone gets this please pm me and i will love you forever