Need a few extra likes?

Bob4444444

Hornemans

BananaHead23

#1: A guy walks in to a bar. He says "ow".
#2: 3 men are on an island. Tthey find a genie bottle. The genie says "I'll give you each one wish". The first man says "I wish to be at my house, with my family, enjoying a steak dinner." The genie snaps his fingers, and that guy disappears. The second man says "That sounds pretty good, I want the same thing. The genie snaps his fingers, and that guy also disappears. The 3rd man says "I'm getting lonely. I wish the other two were back."
Can I get 5 likes?

swordsamster21

A horse walks into the bar and the bartender asks why the long face?

Telinus

Who was the most innocent president of the US?

Lincoln.

He was in-a-cent!

YEHAAAAAAAAAAAW

I advise everybody who's easily offended to not proceed in reading this.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
-Because it was disabled.
I used to like a girl in kindergarten, that was last year.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, unless I cut off both your feet.
My favorite food is malaria.
My wi-fi is like a housewife: fat, slow and useless.
Watching two fat people kiss is like watching two fat people collide.
Nickleback is a great band.

adlovesdogs

Obamacare
~ @nath.banana

Wow. That is really true!

Republicans.
~ @Skaros123

You aren't funny.

Nerf958

f00ny yokes

IGotBored

Me as staff. :]

iirt: I don't need you to get likes because I can post honestly whatever I want and one of you slimeballs will like it

chrisandmatthew

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Oh the irony. LOLOLOLOLOL
~ @Courtneyyy

Roses are red
Violets are red
Tulips are red
Bushes are red
Tress are red
I set your garden on fire.
~ @swordsamster21

I heard this version:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like yours belong in the zoo
But do not worry ill be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you
( I like mine bedder:bag:)
~ @DeadlyPoptartz

Roses are grey
Violetes are grey
Tulips are grey
Im a dog.
~ @swordsamster21

Well I suppose if we're going down that route...

If roses are red, and violets are blue, then by the commutative property, the color blue is actually violet, and what two colors make violet? Red and blue, which means you need red to make violet, and since violet is actually blue, that means you need red to make blue, but what makes red? The past tense of read, because the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? Blue. You read blue, creating violet. And because violets are actually blue, not only did I just blow your mind, but everything you just red (past tense) actually just blue your mind.

yes I have posted this before and yes I am posting it again

ShadowBlizzard

Well I suppose if we're going down that route...
If roses are red, and violets are blue, then by the commutative property, the color blue is actually violet, and what two colors make violet? Red and blue, which means you need red to make violet, and since violet is actually blue, that means you need red to make blue, but what makes red? The past tense of read, because the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? Blue. You read blue, creating violet. And because violets are actually blue, not only did I just blow your mind, but everything you just red (past tense) actually just blue your mind.
yes I have posted this before and yes I am posting it again
~ @chrisandmatthew

chrisandmatthew

~ @ShadowBlizzard

You're killing me here

SpongeyStar

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Oh the irony. LOLOLOLOLOL
~ @Courtneyyy

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
- patrick star xD LOL

Khafra

To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!

ManUtdFTW11

What does KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make niggas run faster. ;)

SpongeyStar

http://imgur.com/HJLRb3yLOLOLOLOL
http://imgur.com/29JvgBg

Chaase5

Why did Sally fall of the swings?

She had no arms.

Khafra

bye bye

legendcaleb

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

Everywhere

Why did Sally drop her icecream?

She got hit by a bus

What was the last thing that went through Sally's mind when she fell of a building

Her ankles

Why did sally fall off the swing?

She got shot in the face

Don't read past this is you're easily offended. I'm not messed up :P

how many babies can you stuff into a blender?

depends how fast the blender works

What's worse than one-thousand babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to a thousand trees

The last two were told to me by some friends, I would never hurt a child !

Thee Boss

you wanted a joke:

I give you the joke

x_bigheart_x

"I love Eminem!" "I like Skittles better!" "No, the rapper, stupid!" "You're stupid, what's so good about an M&M wrapper?!"

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