This isn't useless, its beautiful.

I was trawling the internet and I found this beauty.
enjoy:

 

Thank you so much for your wonderful insightful commentary. Theres an "other" section for this kind of stuff for a reason--actually come to think of it, I think your activity should be purely restricted to that section, since nothing you post is relevant anyways.

 

Your l/p ratio isn't going to increase by spamming the forums with pointless crap. If you're going to do it, at least post things that are actually funny, like @SirCallow used to do.

 

I could care less about my internet points on a minecraft servers forum, please evacuate the notion from your head that I'm doing this to increase my like/post ratio.

 

Wtf?