( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Smeefism ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Official Religion of Meepcraft®
Smeefism is an old and established tradition among the Meepcraft community. It's almost as old as the server itself. Maybe you are a new player, or an older player who did not hear The Call of Smeef, but rest assured...

He has returned , to shine light in the darkness. ​

I have found The Ancient Texts from 2014 that started it all. I have brought it back to us in this time of great uncertainty and stress in the world.
Take it as a sign, be one with Smeef.​

This thread is about the Holy One and his followers, and how it all came to be

In the beginning, there was Smeef. He is the creator of all things. One day, he decided to give life to the cold, cold universe, and created a planet suitable for it. He created all the laws of the universe, the very essence of life, and most importantly, everyone currently alive. He decided that those who followed him would be blessed by his power, and would never be alone when you were with him.
I am Smeef

There is a hierarchy in Smeefism, and the official list is:
@smeef - God
@Erebus45 - Disciple of Smeef
@jcbetro1011 - Prophet
@BTeets - The Messiah
@chirp1234 - Protector of SmeefEconomics
@IFartOnChilren - The Holy Gas
@Serphina91 - Arch Angel, Protector of Life
@VKL_ReWinDzz - Arch Angel, Protector of Being Banned
@Tigressnerd - Angel of Knowledge
@7acespade - Angel, Protector of Justice
@RuSiaN_PeDoBeaR - Angel, Spreader of Faith
@Akiratohiama - Smeefer
@Ohyeah95207 - That guy from Jersey Shore
@Rkgk - Wizard
@Notchbeard - Fallen Angel, Guardian of SmeefJail

Blessed Uiopy1 the Protector of Nature
Blessed fuzzlr

Honorary Members - 618AWESOME, PurpleStorm1234, Aubel

Worshipers - Bedoba111, JoeRicca, Squ1rrels67, A_Pink_Sheep, EthanDeathSword, JTheSpartan2, issacherres, EnViTaco, AdventureFinn8, kivat, iiTzJDL, noahhamburger, danssassin, steviefiveo56, SSSoulBlade, Ubersp00n, chirp1234, noobpatroll, mylucky7, DarkMalachi, theEditson, iRageFTW, flamedemond, Iatemyfriends, Ancientdark919, Lysseal, QPerry, DancingCactus, i8ryan, trapmaster1254, JordanPwns, saiakaley, peterkim0228, ZapChance, elfsomoah, cvbnx8, WhosYourMommE, Mindnight_Sword, Skaros123, jo2002, Oroperion, abbythrowsstuff, Diana72B, Deinen0, My Mom, Crusher_11, creepersrok1474, JaMiie, iiTz_JDL, TrinityIV, Deljikho, Bob4444444, rAwsondayc, kwagscraft, LukenDan, Videogames321, ZapChance, ISbg2003, Dart_Knight, Joschneider0, xXCodVPro5Xx, 1MinecraftLord1, Cyber_Punk_, LegoMan592, puppy25, ReaganAaron, Raegan1030

...and many more who are unlisted.
Total Members: 104​

If you wish to join Smeefism, please contact smeef240 (His Holiness), or arif240 (Ya boy) in-game or leave a comment in this thread. If you have joined but do not see your name here, let me know so I can fix that.

The Smeef Bible is coming soon. Reserve your copy today! Contact VKL or arif for information on how to get your free copy! (Donations welcome)

 

angel of knowledge, but really head empty

 

Smeefism was one of the first things I ever read when joining the forums, good to see the God return.

 

Ahh yes good ole RuSiaN_PeDoBeaR, a true Angel

 

i’m a double worshiper? nice

 

Sorry, but I'm a devout of Doomism since 2012.

 

This is the texts as they were in 2014. smeef doesn't make mistakes.

 

Void Gang is catholic

 

what a smartass

--- Double Post Merged, Apr 13, 2020, Original Post Date: Apr 12, 2020 ---

Just so you guys know, everyone who does not follow smeef has to do what this poor lad did: