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How to: tell the time!

Discussion in 'Unofficial Guides' started by Flameguy25, Aug 23, 2016.

  1. Flameguy25

    Flameguy25 Active Meeper

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    First off get one of those old fashioned clocks that have the bells as alarms to wake you up! Then punch your arm through it, badabing badaboom you've got yourself a good o'l watch! Next if you have one of those fancy new digital clocks... you're cheating! If you see those clock in school with all those numbers and 2 big lines, look at the two lines, the tiny one tells you where you are in the time stream and the big one shows when you will have your spleen removed! Remember if you are constipated warp into somebody' spleen! You then are fixed! thats how you tell time! :D
     
  2. TimothyJH

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    ... Lol.
     
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  3. Deljikho

    Deljikho Lazy Swami

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    Oh gosh I'm still trying to protect my spleen from dehydration
     
  4. Deinen

    Deinen S'all Good Man

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    I like you.
     
  5. Kling

    Kling Break blocks not hearts

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    Thank you again for another great guide, I am trying to work on the watch. Is there a certain spot to punch through the clock?
     
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  6. SpongeyStar

    SpongeyStar Professor in Wumbology

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    I found my spleen flirting with another spleen, help
     
  7. TimothyJH

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    Well Spongey, do you know where babies come from? It all starts with the spleen!
     
  8. Flameguy25

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    drink toilet water!
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    Throw toilets at it!
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    lol thanks
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    lol thanks, also try to punch straight through the bells first and then try to punch just in the middle and wear the two lines as mustaches!
     
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  9. SpongeyStar

    SpongeyStar Professor in Wumbology

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    Ok, I'm gonna go to the school bathrooms and pull out some toilets! Thanks for the great advice!!!!

    Without you, my spleen would be in big troubles.
     
  10. Kling

    Kling Break blocks not hearts

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    Cheers mate, I was a little off target but I got it now. If it was not for you someone would have probably taken my spleen.
     
  11. Flameguy25

    Flameguy25 Active Meeper

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    lol no problem XD
     
  12. Telinus

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    c r i n g e
     
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    OMG THANK YOU SOO MUCH I AM NO LONGER LATE
     
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  14. WeAreNumberUno

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    why do we need old fashioned clock? you do know that we all carry around cancer inducing portable clocks called smart phones?
     
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