How to: Not die

First off try to stay safe, make sure your spleen is safe and no one can teleport into it, If you feel like someone is out to kill you, stay hydrated, and if you feel like your going to die of dehydration call the cops. If you get a heat stroke shoot an arrow at the sun, thus killing it so you are nice and cold! Don't worry about if the arrow comes back and hits you in the head, just shake it off.

 

Klutch I feel like I am going to die of dehydration, I am trying to aim for the sun but can not aim correctly.

Edit: Ouch!

 

hmmm try arching you bow up a bit higher XD

 

Oh I got it! Thank you for the help once again.

 

XD XD XD lol np

 

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My spleen ran away

 

How to not die: eat your veggies, don't go outside, never talk to a vegan or a ginger.

 

G'day mate, how are you today?

 

omg thats amazing

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Dont worry just start drinking toilet water, it will create another spleen!

 

No I mean don't talk to the food ginger. the food ginger gives you indigestion.

 

I have no idea what you people are talking about! These are 100% survival skills! They help you survive!

 

You know that thingy that looks like skin that comes in sushi containers? its called ginger? it tastes terrible and will kill you if you talk to it.

 

best guide ever 2k16