Helper Application from xtpick44

Member Name reggles44

Additional In Game Names: xt3kx, Epick8

How old are you? 22 (19,21,25)

Location: Norther Ny, Ny City, And Places around NY City

Do you have TeamSpeak? Yes

How many hours per day do you play MeepCraft? (weekdays) xt3kx (4h) Epick8 (3h) Reggles44(12h)

How many hours per day do you play MeepCraft? (weekends) xt3kx (10h) Epick8 (1h) Reggles44 (24h)

Have you ever been staff on this or any other server? Yes

References: Please give IGN's Shains

When did you join Meepcraft? Various Dates

Introduction: Hello Meepers,

We, xt3kx, epick8, and reggles44, now sexually identify as one entity and so we are applying for staff as one person. Many of you know the our pervious individual identities but this new combined person is totally better. We have triple the strength, mental capacity, and stupidity. Not only that we can actually merge into one body and overpower any being on this plane of existance.

Why should you be Helper? As a long time meep player we have triple the time played of any other person and at the same time triple the experience on staff. We have held every single staff position and been banned for almost every reason possible. Overall we are a supreme being who has come to enlighten this server to the ways of smeefism.

What are your weaknesses? We have no weaknesses and I will explain why. First it is impossible to sneak up on us as we can inhibit three different views through six different eyes constantly. Giving up a supreme advantage on the battlefield. Even more in a 1v1 battle we have 6 arms and a combined total of 15 limbs making it impossible to kill us. At the same time we have the ability to not die when we get beheaded as we have three functioning bodies.

Please give any other information you might think is useful for us to know: I want my money.

 

+1 for this alone

 

+1 15 limbs unstoppable

 

I will give a +3 if you can tell me how many bubbles are in a bar of soap?

 

Troll app! caught ya sucka