[FG] Corrupt A Wish

Granted but you'll never be loved

I wish for an enchilada

 

That's what I would do!

It's a spoiled enchilada?

I wish to be king of skywars!

 

Granted, but everyone is a hippy, and wont fight you.

 

You didn't make a wish, so ill say
I wish to win burritoh's giveaway

 

Granted, but the giveaway is actually a 4 oz can of sauerkraut

I wish Fallout 4 would download faster.

 

Granted, but the game is corrupted.

I wish this thread would never die

 

Granted but you die instead.

I wish to have more time.

 

Granted but you are forced to spend the time watching a documentary about yarn

I wish I could hug a sloth

 

Granted, you hug the sloth, then both get constricted by a viper (The REAL hugs pros, right?)

I wish I could PvP. (With no hackers either)

 

Granted but you get suspected of hacking and get perm banned from Minecraft for life.

I wish for a new minigame.

 

granted, but the new minigame is broken in the first few days, then is "coming back soon" for half a year, then removed entirely.

 

@DwarFmorf101 you didn't make a wish :I
Since you didn't, It's my wish again: I wish for 1.9 to get good.

 

Granted, but 2.0 comes out and minecraft is scrapped.

I wish minecraft would never end or be scrapped.

 

Granted, but by then minecraft isnt cool anymore

I wish I could have a nice lemonade rn

 

Granted, but it's made with child pee and rat poison. AND you have to drink it all or face a thousand deaths.

I wish Fuzzlr would talk more

 

Granted; But all he talks about is non-Meepcraft related topics

I wish to be able to do a No-Hit Undertale Sans Run

 

Granted: you do it once, but then time goes back a day and you are unable to do it again.

I wish that I could play on my favorite pro game team for a day.

 

Granted, but you lose and literally break your leg.

I wish pajama "pants" actually fit me like pants and not like capris.

 

Granted but they can never be taken off because they fit too well.

I wish for the person below me to wish for Tacos.

 

Granted, I will wish for tacos

I wish for tacos