[FG] A .... is chasing you!

So basically, in this game, someone starts bye sending something to chase you. Then, in your post, you have to firstly stop the thing from chasing you, and on the second line, you have to send something to chase the next poster. I'll start:

I dismiss whatever's chasing me, since there was no above poster
Fuzzlr is now chasing you!

 

I killed fuzzlr.
I then proceed to shoot myself in the chest. Neither dead people nor unconscious people in the ICU care what is chasing them.

 

Wao 2/10
Hehe the ICU are chasing me. I steal their equipment, and then put them all in a life-threatening condition. Then they can't treat themselves.
The President of the United States is now chasing you.

 

Surprise him by saying, "ObamaCare is the best!"; then punch him in the throat. The Minotaur is chasing you...

 

Throw fuzzlrs dead body at the minotaur.
Onis is now chasing you...

 

HACKZ0R
new helpers are now coming after you with their useless commands

 

The useless commands provide no strategic advantage, IMelXP accidentally spawns in a diamond sword for you.

 

Um so you didn't say what was chasing me, so I'll just pretend you said a cat was chasing me.
I befriended the cat and turned him to my side
A sneaky walrus is now chasing you

 

Walruses are vulnerable from their flippers and teeth, plus, I'm fairly sneakier than a walrus. I run up to it, step on his tooth, damaging it, and tackling his back flipper or pulling it. Then run or something. eZ.
Okay, mutant homework is chasing you, it has grown legs, and arms, with hands, and fingers made for tickling.

 

I make @Metzy do my mutant homework, and then decide to give her 15k for it. A hybrid Macbook/Dell is chasing you.

 

You turn the MacBook/Dell on and "accidentally" download a bunch of viruses, rendering the computer useless.
A person who's been having a crush on you since forever is chasing you. They're probably pretty athletic, so you need to be pretty smart to somehow outrun them.

 

I fart to make them run in the opposite direction
An angry @lordusan is chasing you because you posted a picture of his face to your snapchat story

 

I feel like this thread is slowly turning into a euphemism for my life...

You throw an evil @Metzy in front of the angry lordusan to get some time, while he kills her.
A soon-to-be-existent couple of @LlamaofEvil and @Crowns are chasing you.

 

You lead the couple to a cliff. They fall to their death.

The Festive Medic is upset, and he's now chasing you.

OKTOBER FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST.

 

You turn around and your ugliness kills the Festive Medic (not intended to offend anyone lol.)

You 'hacked' at KitPvP and MeepStaff come charging after you with ban hammers

 

You use the power of the Hack and kick all the staff off the server. All the ban hammers disappear, and the Festive Medic revives from the dead.

The Festive Medic and his POOTIS are now chasing you.
(^ He shows NO MERCY)

 

You get your bubble blowing kit and blow bubbles into their eyes, nose, mouth and ears and all the bubles they swallow they die.

Spongebob is angry you wasted his bubbles so comes chasing after you with krabby patties.

 

I use the power of KRATOS and banish Spongebob's power in making krabby patties.

The WHOLE OCEAN is mad at you for destroying their food supply maker, and now they are chasing you.

 

D: You get a spaceship and fly to Mars and hide there from the sea creatures back on earth

Slenderman chases you now

 

After looking back you notice that Slenderman's white face looks weird. You run off to the side and hide behind a tree and Slenderman keeps running. You gain speed behind Slender and rip off his mask. Oh no! Its actually a rabid @IGotBored chasing you! These are very difficult to defeat, you have to find some silver to kill them! Hurry!