Burger/Sandwich Eating Method

I like to eat my burger upside down. This is so that any sauce/juices from the meat don't make the bottom soggy, since the bottom is usually thinner than the top bun

 

I put it in my mouth, chew it, and swallow. This is the best way so you don't need a medical machine to feed you.

 

I take apart everything

 

hmm... I try not to burn myself on the sauce mostly lol, and try not to make the bottom soggy at the same time

 

Honestly just load it up and gobble that thing down.

 

roll ur sleeves up and just accept the fact that many ingredients will fall on ur plate and go down ur arm. u are an animal eating an animal and u most show dominance

 

like sideways and tilt head like you would for a taco

 

Eat it upside down, true story it’s easier.

 

If you have a long sleeve shirt or jumper you must roll them up or else you'll be restrained while eating. When having a sandwich I have one side buttered and make it the bottom layer and eat from the top half of the sandwich. With a burger again I will roll up my sleeves if they are long and look for the best section of the burger that appears to be slightly out compared to the rest to ensure maximum control and no food loss. I get quite upset when my food falls apart and at the end of the day as long as you enjoy your food there is no wrong way.

 

someone give this man a burger

 

btw kling means "sweater" for the Americans. not a jump rope.

 

Gotta load up that bad boy with some meat, cheese, two buns, a bit of salt and pepper, and down the hatch. I personally eat around the centre for no particular reason, saving the centre for last because that's just what I do