7k joke contest

Post your funniest school or exam related jokes here and the winner gets 7k.

Closes 24 hours from now.
Post your ign as well

 

What happened to the tree in math class?
It grew square roots!

gg me

 

my grades haha

 

college tuition xd

 

what happens when u mix a Aussie with exams rrrrRrrr ERROR:Code 1024 language is over the rating of PG
Tune in next time to find out what happens in the next CHAPTER.

 

I treat assessments like a stepson, avoid them until I'm forced to focus on it.

 

Just about 14 hours to go! Keep those jokes coming in! Bear in mind, they don't just have to be the general knock knock jokes or whatever, it can be a statement about school, a pun, anything!


Update on prize pool: Prize for 1st place now at 10k, and a new 2nd place prize of 5k.

 

I hate all these math jokes. The calculus jokes are all derivative, the trigonometry jokes are too graphic, the algebra jokes are too formulaic, and the arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. Though, at least statistics jokes offer the occasional outlier

 

The biggest lie they told me in ""human growth and development"" was that I'd eventually reproduce

 

people blaming hornemans for everything

oh wait those people weren't joking

 

When you are done with your Test what should you do? Your Taxes

 

bump, just about an hour to go!

--- Double Post Merged, Jun 5, 2018, Original Post Date: Jun 5, 2018 ---

Competition closed. Any entries after this will not be counted. Winners will be announced in a few hours

--- Double Post Merged, Jun 5, 2018 ---

Congratulations to oKling who got first place with his darn to heck great joke:

And 2nd place goes to riri30 with his amazing amazing math joke:

Congratulations once again, your meebles have been sent to you both accordingly.

Stay tuned soon for more joke comps!~

 

xoxo

 

As expected, gg to all who participated.