Best Posts in Thread: Helper Application from Blendyz

Member Name Blendyz

Additional In Game Names: Fuzzlr, CluelessKlutz

How old are you? 19.7853 years old (Earth years)

Location: Genux Maximum Security Prison, Xenitalia

Do you have Discord? Yes

How many hours per day do you play MeepCraft? (weekdays) 30m-3h

How many hours per day do you play MeepCraft? (weekends) 30m-3h

Have you ever been staff on this or any other server? Yes

References: Please give IGN's

When did you join Meepcraft? around 2013-2014

Introduction: Hello fellow Earthlings, my name is BlendyCat and I am on a interstellar mission. This is not a helper application, this is a cry for help. I have been taken captive by the Organtuans from planet Xenitalia in solar system X45A3. They say that the only way that they can let me go from their captivity is if I am able to get helper rank on planet Earth's #1 Towny server. The Organtuans are a huge fan of Towny based Minecraft gameplay for some reason that is above my capability of understanding. I mean these guys play Meepcraft all day and all night and even skip some meals just to keep playing. And yes, each day on this planet is 69 brutally hot hours and each night is another 69 freezing cold hours. It sometimes gets as hot as 420 C or as cold as -273 C. The prison I'm being help captive in has terrible living conditions. It has a swimming pool, a hot tub, and an all you can eat buffet that's open 138/7. The food is terrible, all they have is sushi and New York style pizza. The other inmates are very agressive and sometimes try to give me free drugs. I am posting this helper application with my last ounce of energy as I lay here on the cold, air conditioned floor.
I tried posting here about a month ago with a helper application, and although it received lots of positive feedback, the administrators decided to decline it on the grounds of some sensitive jokes. I was beat mercilessly by the Gargantuans for weeks after BooBear1227 left an extremely rude denial message on my app. They called me names like "bad at Minecraft", and "simp". I was furious. But, I would not be stopped by their insults. I am going to show them that I am capable of rising from the ashes like a phoenix and I don't mean the city in Arizona which is also hot.

Why should you be Helper? I believe I should be helper because I don't want to die on planet Xenitalia. The Organtuans are extremely rude when it comes to playing Towny on Meepcraft. If I am given helper, I can bring a lot of skills to the team including programming, better communication, conflict resolution, and a bit of moderation where needed. Once I am given helper, I will be transported back to Earth in hyperspeed traveling escape pod where I will have a computer set up for playing Minecraft in the week trip back home. Not only will this position benefit me, it will benefit Meepcraft in return. If you need more reasons why I should be helper, please read my last helper application thoroughly.
What are your weaknesses?
Proofreading - I don't really proofread stuff when I write it. In fact I completely forgot what I said for my last helper app right after I sent it.

What are your weaknesses? Proofreading - I don't really proofread stuff when I write it. In fact I completely forgot what I said for my last helper app right after I sent it.

I am unfiltered - I can't always filter what I say although I try to keep it appropriate about 69% of the time. I generally know when to stop.

Seriousness - I am not super great at being a serious person. I like to joke around a lot and have fun for the most part.

I am still working on being a better team player and I think this environment will help with that.

Please give any other information you might think is useful for us to know: Yes, here is my PGP key if you want to encrypt messages to me:

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+1 he can boost the average player count from 2 to 3