most embarrassing thing you've ever done GO

In February I was stage manager for the talent show and some multi kids (special ed) were doing a sudden singing performance (wasnt part of the run-thru for rehearsal ) and so on the day of the show I accidentally closed the curtain on them a quarter into their song. The whole audience boo'd @ me.

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Um so I was in year 5 (9/10 years old) and we had to hand in our homework book for the teacher to mark. But the night before, my sister wrote in the front of my book 'GO TO BED YOU MUTTON' However I didn't know. So when my teacher was marking my book she read it out to the class and told me to go to bed and everyone laughed.

Wasn't that bad but I felt so mad at my sister lol. More to come!

 

The most embarrassing:
I was invited to a birthday party and my friend who invited me was popular with the older kids. They played a prank on me and pretended that a Nerf gun piece was a tazer (from a distance, it looked like one) They all ran towards me and I freaked out and pulled one of my friend's hair. I starting hiding, and crying, for 3 hours behind a small couch upstairs. I still get made fun of about that to this day.

This was when I was like 8 years old ofc
2nd most embarrassing moment:
There was a time when I was pushed into trash-can before class started. Right when I got out and punched the kid, we both got detentions from the teacher who just walked in.

And now we are best friends...

Final one:
When you listen to music and someone pulls the headphone jack out... and you left the sound on max before putting on headphones. (Since they both have different volume options on my mac)
Was listening to some Dubstep when the base dropped in Animal Science. Teacher looked at me and said "What kind of hardcore **** is that?" btw, he listens to country so we're polar opposites in taste in music.

Was really embarrassing...


I could go on and on about this, because I have a lot of embarrassing moments in my life.

 

I pee in the sink sometimes.

 

I thought that was normal, I thought peeing on the water fountains which are in the same room was weird af.

 

One time this guy was walking by me and he waved and i was like "hi!" and he said hi back but i realised that I was blasting "Come Together" by the Beatles so I had to turn it down (which was on my phone, mind you) and i didn't know how to role down my window so I was doing that at the same time and this girl was behind me (in her car, we were both in cars) and she was like "who is she (me)??" and the guy was like oh my friend from class then he told me that "his Jeep was better" (because we both drove Jeeps) and I was like "nah man what year is yours??" and he didn't hear me so I had to repeat it and it was so awkward and the girl behind me was like "what the frick!" and then I just drove off really fast. /embarrassment

 

desprate times call for desprate measures

 

I sang Whitney Houston I will always love you to my teacher

 

I was going to do that one day.

 

I fell asleep in band class for about 20 min. once and nobody noticed until there was an empty spot where my solo was supposed to be

 

I'm not sure which is worse: falling asleep through your solo or the fact that nobody noticed.

 

I burry these things in deep places where I will never remember them.

In short, I'm not sure.

[insert that Lego cat gif about anger below]

 

I said tomatoes made me shrink so much as a kid to get out of eating them that I actually believed it until I was 9

 

As a child I thought kissing would get you pregnant.

 

I said a curse word at the age of 3 years.

I peed my pants in 1st grade and couldn't get out of my seat during class.

About two or three months ago, I was listening to music on full blast with my earbuds, and everyone stared at me while I was listening to "Evelyn, Evelyn". I was terrified.

My mom caught me on a Netflix marathon at midnight. I had at least two cans of soda and a bowl of chips next to me while I was watching Ouran Highschool Host Club.

 

my profile picture is my face when i get embarrassed

uhh the number one thing that i'm willing to say is a few years back was when my sister was younger and like two boys were carrying her and i thought they were fighting over but they were just playing a game so i came down the slide and screamed the loudest i had ever screamed "STOP FIGHTING OVER MY SISTER!"

 

Yesterday at school it thought that it would be a good idea to play the highest note on my oboe into one of my classmates ears. They screamed bloody murder and broke my rred in half.

It was so funny yet I was depressed about my 13$ Reed loss

 

Well, I am the human version of awkward, so.. I guess I'll just say my most embarrassing one.
I was listening to Fall Out Boy on my phone, and walking to my first period class, which just happened that my crush was going to also. I was looking down at my shoes, just being all weird, and I trip (yay me) and fall, right next to him. Now, my head also collided with his knees, thus sending him down. My phone goes flying, and snaps down because of my headphones, and hits him in the head. I promptly let out a squeak, and I grab my phone, in fear he'll see what I'm listening to me. I stand up, brush myself off, and go "Oh my gosh, are you okay?!" He laughs and I help him up, yada yada yada. He sees what I'm listening to and goes "Fall Out Boy? I love them!" really loudly, and everyone turns to me and laughs. I turn bright red and just bow my head and walk into class like an idiot. Now, what I didn't know, that my sketchbook had fallen out of my bag. I start working on the work, and my crush shows up in front of my desk. I'm still listening to Fall Out Boy (shhh, I wasn't supposed to be listening to music ) He goes, "Um.. hello?" I snap my head up, and he hands me my sketchbook. I had pretty strange/random stuff in there, and he loOkEd iN It!! I was like "Oh.. thanks.. -awkward cough-" So.. yeah.. I embarrassed myself so much.
Also, once in our group chat, I once posted a picture of a grunge love quote, that he was in. My friends are like is it about him? And I was like "NOOOOO"

 

I hear my name what

In terms of embarrassment I think I probably have too many and I have zero confidence to share anything Ummmm let's go with showing up in casual clothes to a semiformal dinner and I kind of knew that we had to be fancy but I ignored that fact

 

in case you don't know what this is about, it's about these conjoined twins.