Daniel Thompson

One more Friday until I finish my Cert III in Events. That means I will be taking back my Friday's after that.

Me checking out my town of Panem, notice a house that looks similar to mine. Me: "Not sure if he copied me, or had a similar taste to me."

I don't understand why Margaret Court is being bullied for her views. You should believe your views, as long as you accept everyone else's.

So a new Coles system will be here in Queensland. Just so you know, there is big changes, which a lot of people may not like. Be Prepared.

When you think you are all sorted for an assessment, then you realise you don't have the USB for it.

If you don't understand the importance of going to the dentist every 6 months, I pray that your teeth can survive at least 2 years.

In some countries 20 degrees Celicius is alright, in South East Queensland, it's breezing cold. The temperature's fine, the wind's a killer.

Janine Perrett's eye roll, sums me up every time someone says there is a link with vaccines and autism.

When people ask Australia "Why we have coloured currency?" I simply say "Because it's easier to identify the note by it." That easy.

*Working* *Alarm goes off* *No one really evacuating* Me: "Well we are all going to burn alive at this rate." (Don't worry false alarm).

When homework builds up, but wants to play games Me: "I will fail everything and it'll be okay." *Finishes everything by due date* "Made it"

Hey guys, due to my poor attitude on debates I will now tend to avoid being on debates from now on. I'm sorry for being disrespectful.

When State of Origin comes around: NSW: "QLD cheats every time" QLD: "We literally win fair and square, you only focus on one person!"

*Serving Customer* Customer: "Oh forgot something can you cancel that and give me the bag?" Me *Thoughts*: "You either buy now or carry it!"

I like when you find that one profile picture that makes you go "I WANT THAT NOW!"

Hey guys, Thank you so much for having a look at my application and I accept your answer. I will gladly improve on myself till next time. :)

*First time playing Block'Hood* Screen: "In your memory, little brother" Me: "...What's that mean?" *Research* "....Oh that's so sad!"

That moment you suddenly feel sick. Mum: "Do you guys need anything from the shops?" Me: "Could you get a gun? And two bullets?"

MeepCraft in real life: *Waiting 30 minutes* *Assistant arrives* Help: "Sorry can you wait?" Us: "Okay" *Still Waiting* Sums up Centrelink.

Me trying out Night Shift setting on iPhone: "I don't think this would work." *The Next Morning* "...Did I really go to sleep that easily?"