Sarahdisme

One fine day in the middle of the night, - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Two dead boys came out to fight,
Back to back they faced each other, - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't see, - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play, - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by, - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall, - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise, - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - And came and shot the two dead boys,
If you don't think this lie is true, - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
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