How to: Eat food

First off you need to make the food, but that will be for another time, my friends. You must use a spoon to cut through the food, then use the fork to scoop up the food and then use the knife to inset the food into your ear. Now when you eat you must make sure that all of you face holes are open, you can eat the food through your nose, ears and least likely mouth. Always be sure not to eat with you fork in your mouth, that's just weird! If need be just eat a tire with your hands!

 

Sorta cringey as i didn't find it that funny. But suppose it was useful information i can use in life.

 

what about me spleen

nice guide, i am filling up me hunger now

 

I'm jadey's horse so I am forced to eat golden carrots which help boost my immune system to fall damage.

 

These were very informative guides. Please bring more.

 

arent you a helper of the meepcraft minecraft server staff team necro-ing old threads should be and is unacceptable, insta demote

 

I will spill your confessions right here right now then we can get demoted together

 

As I was saying, please keep in necro-ing old threads

 

You two would make a great couple

 

she dont watch anime thats a no no