top 10 facts about canada

10 - we don't have nukes

9 - we don't have olive gardens

8 - its illegal to challenge people to duels

7 - you can write a letter to santa, who for some reason is a canadian citizen

6 - we used to have target, but wall-mart showed them they couldn't compete

5 - thank an ontario man for hawaiian pizza

4 - we eat more macaroni than the rest of the world

3 - americans tried to invade us twice, and then we burned down the white house

2 - smarties = rockets, instead we have tiny chocolates similar to M&Ms

1 - surprise surprise, we make the most maple syrup

 

10- i think america used to place nukes within canada and tbh wouldn't be surprised if there are still some in northern nunavut pointed at russia

9- true

8- no suprise

7- ofc

6- lol i remember that

5- chatham is at the edge of ontario by quebec

4- o

3 - and we burned down the white house

2- this should be that we call "smarties" rockets and smarties here are candied chocolate made by nestle

1- *maple syrup (and we have a federal reserve for it)
we had to take some syrup out of reserves just to meet american demand...

 

10 - Canada and weapons of mass destruction - Wikipedia

2 - ill add that

1 - fixed

 

You don’t have freedom of speech

 

Technically you right however if you look at the canadian charter or rights and freedoms in section 2 you will see we have freedom of expression, freedom of religion , freedom of thought, freedom of belief , freedom of peacful assembely freedom of association.

Now technically you can be stripped of your freedoms however this is extremely rare. You cannot be stripped of your rights (thats the difference)

--- Double Post Merged, Apr 14, 2018, Original Post Date: Apr 14, 2018 ---

This is also fairly common here, especially if you live in Ontario or quebec

 

+4

 

canada has bill c16.

ew

 

First off BRITISH burned the whitest in retaliation for us burning your capital

 

It was the upper canadian government and it was in retaliation of the destruction of fort york.

--- Double Post Merged, Apr 15, 2018, Original Post Date: Apr 15, 2018 ---

Lol wait till you look at our politics

 

Canada sucks in all aspects but syrup even though American syrup is close to better

 

You set one building on fire and it was only the legislative building. The Canadians burnt down almost every government building in D.C.

 

America sux

 

America doesn’t mind cuz we got a bigger and better nation now

 

And also, we did invade canada and I think we captured your capital for a few days

 

You *attempted* to invade Canada. You made it to York which was at the time capital, but failed and were forced to retreat immediately, setting fire to the legislature as you left.

Canada took D.C. down.

 

It was 6 months we occupied the capital ( read book of war of 1812 recently

 

I guess I was wrong and the author was wrong sorry marshy

 

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