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Someone clearly has either looked up funniest joke, or had just watched buzzfeed.

 

Me: Dude, What's nine + ten?

Dude: Do it yourself.

Me: DUDEEE, WHAT'S NINE + TEN?

Dude: Dude, That meme is so old.

Me: Like you

Sorry, Had to get that out
Here is the real joke.

Donald Trump walks into a bar.

The Bartender says "What will it be, Sir."

Donald says "Gimmie a shot of the good stuff."

Bartender says "Sure, Ronald" (McDonald, if u didn't get it.)

Bartender says "That'll be a small loan of a million dollars."

Donald says "Lemmie get my wallet"

Donald Trump Get shot.

The Bartender says Enjoy.

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Me: Dude, What's nine + ten?

Dude: Do it yourself.

Me: DUDEEE, WHAT'S NINE + TEN?

Dude: Dude, That meme is so old.

Me: Like you

Sorry, Had to get that out
Here is the real joke.

Donald Trump walks into a bar.

The Bartender says "What will it be, Sir."

Donald says "Gimmie a shot of the good stuff."

Bartender says "Sure, Ronald" (McDonald, if u didn't get it.)

Bartender says "That'll be a small loan of a million dollars."

Donald says "Lemmie get my wallet"

Donald Trump Got shot.

The Bartender says Enjoy.

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Heard it

 

Clintons emails

thats a joke ye?

 

What you're American in the living room what are you in the bathroom?
European

(Get it because European sounds like your peeing)

 

knock knock
who's there
europe
europe who
no you're a poo!

 

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
















lol

 

So you know how people make songs about cars like Fords and Chevys? You always hear songs about their Mustang or somethin. but have you ever heard someone sing about their Prius? Doubt it, like you turn on your radio and you hear blarin out of your speakers "COME SEE US IN OUR PRIUS!!!!, THE SAFEST CAR IN THE WORLD, OOOOHHHH COME SEE US IN OUR PRIUS, THE SAFEST CAR IN THE WORLD!!!"

 

They made this joke in IFunnie, The book

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Although it went like this "Come an See-us In our pri-us, The Safest car in the worldd! Come and See-us In Our Pre-uss

 

They made it in "I Even Funnier" not "I funny"

 

Oh

I read all the books, I remember that joke from one of them