Funniest Story that has ever happened to you

I'm stuck on the forums today, I let's all share our worst/funniest event that ever happened to you for a few good laughs!

I'll probably post mine later.

 

Once I was walking on the street (in New York, New York) and there was some Mario and luigi people dressed up in costumes. I was like what 8 at the time. My dad and I were walking together (of course I was 8 what did you expect?) and my dad says I should get a picture with them because you know like they do that in New York City. I got the picture and they were asking for money from my dad. They had a weird mix between a Mexican/Canadian/Columbian ascent. The one had his hand on my shoulder and was like trying to hold on to me and started to squeeze my shoulder. My dad grabbed my hand and had to pull me to get me free (I was starting to get scared now). My dad walked away with me and there was a police officer. He told my dad "You know you don't need to give those guys money. Right?" And my dad's all like yea yea yea. Then I say in front of the police officer "Daddy my shoulder hurts they squeezed it." Now the didn't squeeze that hard but the police officer just walks over there and is all like did you squeeze this kids shoulder. They say no (lairs). The police man says the kid said you did. They said I was a lying little brat. The police officer called in more officers. A huge thing happened. A croud gathered around. My dad and I just walk out like whistling don't know what this is. Apparently the two got arrested for trying to assault some police officers... So that's my funny/weird/creepo story. yes creepo not creepy.

 

My life is boring i'll post something later when i remember fun things in my life

 

Pete Swallow
@Kling

 

Times Square Mascots are aids in Disney character's clothing.

--- Double Post Merged, May 9, 2016, Original Post Date: May 9, 2016 ---

I have a memory in NYC...
My dad, and my sister and I where walking back to our hotel at the New Yorker Hotel. And across the street, there was a drunk hobo who said he was going home to get his gun and that he was going to kill everyone. I was 7 or 8 at the time and I just remember crying hysterically. Then after, the three of us went to watch Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs at the theater across the street.

 

In St. Louis Missouri we have the St. Louis Zoo and this place called Grant's Farm. Grant's Farm is this fairly large enclosed park with exotic animals that the AB-InBev company owns that is on land that General Ulysses S. Grant owned back in the day. Back when I was 4ish, my mom and I went there one day as a little trip and to see the animals while my brother was in school and my dad was at work. We were walking around and looking at all the animals and eventually came to the camel pens. There was this place where you could buy food and feed the animals so I begged my mother to let me feed one of the camels so she eventually capitulated but was a bit mad. I had this piece of lettuce in my hand and reached up to hand the lettuce to this big double humped camel. As it bent down towards the lettuce, it suddenly spit directly into my face. Understandably I was quite shocked and on the spur of the moment, I dropped the lettuce and smacked the camel in the face. This older woman who was not a park employee saw what happened and immediately starts shouting at me using curse words and tried to grab me for slapping the camel. This starts causing a huge commotion and when I was younger I never liked to be the center of attention (still don't) and I was scared so I started to cry. Well like any good mother, my mom saw this random woman shouting and grabbing at her youngest son and that maternal dam of protection that all mothers have broke out in a flood. She came over like a demon from hell and started to yell and get in this huge shouting match with this woman for grabbing and yelling at her child (it helped she was mad before, this allowed her to go all out). Up to this point in my life I had never heard my mom use a curse word but I guess she thought she should show how much she cared for me through her words. From my mom and that random woman, I learned about 95% of all curse words in the English language. Well by now, there is a crowd around us and about 3/4 of them side with my mom and I and the other 1/4 are indifferent in this matter. As my mom and this random woman are shouting, multiple park employees come over and tried to break them up but they are shouting and shouting and shouting. Eventually the park employees managed to break them up and the woman was thrown out of the park and the manager came out and apologized to us for the staff not reacting quicker. After this, my mother apologized to me for all the words she said and when the day was over, we walked out of the park holding hands like how a mother and child should be. I decided to share this story because it is the day after Mother's Day and it is one of the best memories I have of my childhood.

If you haven't take away anything from this story yet, here is the main points you should know:
-NO ONE MESSES WITH THE CHILD OF AN ANGRY MOTHER.
-IF YOU THINK YOUR PARENTS DON'T KNOW CURSE WORDS, YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN.
-DON'T TRUST ANIMALS THAT SPIT.
-YOUR MOTHERS LOVE ALL OF YOU VERY DEEPLY.
-IF YOU FORGOT TO GIVE YOUR MOTHER SOMETHING FOR MOTHER'S DAY... WELL MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR POOR SOUL!!!